Strange Places I Have Peed

I am a Ghost

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I went through a phase in my twenties of pissing in wardrobes and on one memorable occasion pulled out a drawer containing my socks and y-fronts and proceeded to liberally douse the contents.
Alcohol may have been involved.
 

Worm

Taste the diffidence
I peed in the Pacific Ocean once. Unfortunately, I was still standing on the beach at the time.
 

Busy Clippers

New Member
Remember that story about the guy who used Morrissey's toilet? Mine's not that good. I had to wiz at GK Chesterton's parish church in Beaconsfield, so I used the men's room just in case...
 

iamkali62

New Member
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=899408&postcount=15


http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=899609&postcount=16

it's needs it's own thread!



example:
NOT FAIR! You have a directional spout! You can pee anywhere. For a woman, peeing outside is a PROCESS. We can't write our names or do anything cute. It's all about avoiding your shoes. :eek: (and other clothing.)
Not fun when you are on a deserted country road and you've got your skirt up- and knickers down and you're peeing when a bunch of Vespa riders shine their brights on you and ask if you're, *ok*.​
 

Worm

Taste the diffidence
Remember that story about the guy who used Morrissey's toilet? Mine's not that good. I had to wiz at GK Chesterton's parish church in Beaconsfield, so I used the men's room just in case...
Chesterton was a great writer and a careful aimer, I'm sure.
 

iamkali62

New Member
Remember that story about the guy who used Morrissey's toilet? Mine's not that good. I had to wiz at GK Chesterton's parish church in Beaconsfield, so I used the men's room just in case...
WHO peed in Morrissey's toilet? Inquiring minds want to know!
 

Busy Clippers

New Member
He was fatter than everyone. I hope he is played by Richard Griffiths ("The History Boys") in the biopic:

Well, GK was big boned so he could carry a little extra weight! :o Griffiths would be perfect, but my perverse nature leads me to hope for Johnny Depp. The heroic bulk up/slim down would be chum for the Oscar voters.

Kali, Morrissey's toilet here
 

Sir Alec

Anorak
I was peeing on the side of the road once at night and a cop pulled over, shined his lights, and got a nice glimpse of all the action. Not exactly a place, but embarrassing nonetheless.
 

HIM

New Member
once, there was a group of us on a bus, late at night, and i really needed the toilet, but the driver wouldn't let us have a piss stop. i waited as long as i could and eventually used a plastic 2 litre bottle i'd just finished drinking from (and managed to fill it, more or less). i put the lid back on so that it wouldn't spill and shortly afterwards a friend on the seat behind me, who had been sleeping, awoke and said that he was thirsty. he saw my bottle and asked me for a drink, so i passed the bottle back to him. as he took it in his hand, he complained that it was warm and i pointed out that i hadn't thought to bring the fridge with me. anyway, he removed the lid but everyone burst out laughing and stopped him just in time :mad:.

i have other bus-related stories that didn't end so well (one of them involves fire!).
 
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vicarinatutugal

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Hellie

Lost
Standards are slipping around here.They've just skidded on all the wee.:(
 

HIM

New Member
i once took a dump under a railway platform.
 

hatfull

HIM-full
http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=899408&postcount=15


http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=899609&postcount=16

it's needs it's own thread!



example:
NOT FAIR! You have a directional spout! You can pee anywhere. For a woman, peeing outside is a PROCESS. We can't write our names or do anything cute. It's all about avoiding your shoes. :eek: (and other clothing.)
Not fun when you are on a deserted country road and you've got your skirt up- and knickers down and you're peeing when a bunch of Vespa riders shine their brights on you and ask if you're, *ok*.​

I have peed on my own feet on more than one occasion. I think alcahol had been involved.​
 
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