I'm embarrassed for him! Imagine getting chucked out of a cheap Travel Lodge, he was about to say "I'm the former bassist for The Smiths, haven't you heard of them you uniformed whore"?
"You think you've got the whole world in your hands?"
SOMEBODY has got to do this, sometime, somewhere. Moz must wee, we all do, and I would pay about a thousand dollars to hear his comeback to this, because it would be flawless.