Steve Croce - disappeared

[The Bicycle Tragedy]

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Love those Tantric boys! They got the stamina to... ya know... dance into the wee hours of the night.

I think you mean wee into the dance hours of the night.

 

[nothappynotsad]

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Ducks are rapists...are you sending a message?

 

[realitybites]

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I think you mean wee into the dance hours of the night.

Yeah, that too.

 

[nothappynotsad]

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I feel like I missed something.

 

[realitybites]

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I feel like I missed something.

Not really. It was over before it began.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

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Not really. It was over before it began.

Probably why he deleted his username afterwards...

 

[realitybites]

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Probably why he deleted his username afterwards...

Premature evacuation.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

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Premature evacuation.

He came. He saw. He came. He deleted his profile.

 

[realitybites]

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He came. He saw. He came. He deleted his profile.

Sounds like a ride at Cedar Point... The Winter Fling.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

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Sounds like a ride at Cedar Point... The Winter Fling.

More like The Masculinity Drop...

 

[Mozza220559]

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Thread lol level = 1 million

 

[realitybites]

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More like The Masculinity Drop...

That ride has a reverse setting. 'Balls in the throat'... I believe it's called.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

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That ride has a reverse setting. 'Balls in the throat'... I believe it's called.

Too bad he wasn't tall enough to ride...

 

[realitybites]

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Too bad he wasn't tall enough to ride...

Actually... he snuck in when no one was looking. Of course being undersized he did move around a bit in the seat.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

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Actually... he snuck in when no one was looking. Of course being undersized he did move around a bit in the seat.

I guess that explains the premature ejection...

 

[realitybites]

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I guess that explains the premature ejection...

Spat out like a watermelon seed on a hot summer day.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

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Spat out like a watermelon seed on a hot summer day.

Watermelon seed requires very little clean-up...

 

[realitybites]

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Watermelon seed requires very little clean-up...

Yeah, just a thin bit of slime on the outer skin. Nothing a baby wipe can't handle.

 

[nothappynotsad]

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Yeah, just a thin bit of slime on the outer skin. Nothing a baby wipe can't handle.

You grossed out VH. I LOL'd.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

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You grossed out VH. I LOL'd.

A mental image of a Steve Coochie creampie will do it...