Spinsta as F*ck

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Was searching for a different photo earlier and came across this. Obviously, I thought of you @rifke
 
I just had a shower, using molton brown pink pepperpod body wash (whose scent I really like, but which im going to have to stop buying because a)I just discovered they test on animals (why is that necessary??), and b) I can no longer (and actually.. he he… never could) afford to spend fifty dollars on a small bottle of body wash). as I rubbed it all over my body I thought of all the lovers I've never had.

 
Do I need official Spinsta status, or can I qualify as a divorcee?

If you do not currently fit the forum’s requirements of being bestowed the title of “Spinster”, you can submit a formal request to the forum’s local chapter of NO MA’AM. The council will convene and deliberate all requests and upon approval you will be issued a provisional “Spinster” license.
 
Do they accept born again spinsta (Pep catogery) or male who identifies as spinsta (even if they are married).
 
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