Songs you intentionally sing incorrectly?

So ass me ass me ass me...


Also, this next one doesn't really count as it sounds exactly the same, but it's a bit of a curveball thinking about it: I am the sun and the air...
 
A personal favourite is opening this charming man with ;
'Punch a Bicycle'
or for teachers are afraid ;
'to be Finnish would be a relief'
 
inspired by Morrissey (on this tour)

"On the shop floor there's a calender,
it's pointing out to you
Something you never knew
Some girls are bigger than other"

I think it's grand.
 
From the father who must be killed: "His mullet is his legal right ". Makes me chuckle!
 
Another one which amuses me no end: "I have caramel kegs between my legs!" Especially amusing when I had a large tin of roses over Christmas.
 
When I first heard "I'm Ok By Myself" I thought he was singing "This might make you throb in your bed"....So I was thinking wtf!
 
One day goodbye will be fare well.

'And when i die i want to go to heaven'

Can't quite volunteer myself for Hell :squiffy:

I have no problem with taking your place. If the God Squad is right, all of the greatest to ever roam the earth, myself included, will be turning the spits in Hell.

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Please support animal rights, and join PETA.
 
"I've heard you'll try 'anyone' twice" :)

'Let Me Kiss You'
 
Hmm so many but some of my favorite's

So ass meat, ass meat, ass meat...
Your face is as mean as a jelly bean
Roy's Keno, Roy's Keno
Ready with Ready Whip

etc
 
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