no, and not because I'm lonely and anti-social (which I am) but because it isn't plugged in. Why isn't it plugged in I hear you ask, well because it is currently used as part of an art installation. How can this be so, I hear you cry? Well like most of us round here Ive converted my downstairs toilet into an art gallery. Haven't you? Originally this was a rather weak joke based on the idea that Louver sounds a bit like loo (the English word for toilet) so I would refer to our loo as the loo-ver having hung the Mona Lisa on the wall so she appears to be looking over your shoulder as you pee. I now have reproductions of various artists works including da Vinci, Rembrandt, Warhol, Mondrian, van Gogh, Baouguereau, Hals, Duchamp and Dali in there. The telephone is used in a recreation of Dali's lobster telephone - since you ask.does it ring often?