Something Rude & Crude and Relating To Harry Potter

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  1. virtually dead

    virtually dead Simply Thrilled, Honey

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    What would happen if you substituted the word 'wand' for 'willy'?
    Oh so juvenile, but quite funny.



    "There will be no foolish willy-waving or silly incantations in this class!"

    "Neville, I'm really, really sorry about this." said Hermione, raising her willy.

    "Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."

    from the facebook group
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  2. Franzanna

    Franzanna In retirement

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    Many of my friends have joined that group. The last quote is quite wonderful. :D
     
  3. Girl-with-the-Thorn

    Girl-with-the-Thorn If you hit me it's murder

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    How about...

    "Professor Lupin had taken out his own willy, and indicated that Harry should do the same" :eek: :lbf:

    It is a rather brilliant and amusing concept.
     
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  4. MunchyBrain

    MunchyBrain Born Against

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    "There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's willy and mine sort of... connected."

    This is awful. But so funny.
     
  5. Franzanna

    Franzanna In retirement

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    This whole facebook group has gone one step beyond now, where my friends and I have set each other the challenge of writing Harry Potter porn. :eek: Look out for the first in the series, 'Horny Pervert and the Prostitute's Sex-Slave' (named by Richard and Engine)
     
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    SoVeryEntertainig New Member

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  7. I like substituting "wang" better xD


    ...just flows better
     
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  8. oscillate wildly

    oscillate wildly New Member

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    "Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, willies raised..."

    "Are you OK?" said Harry urgently. "My willy," said Ron. "Look at my willy." It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters

    :rofl:
     
  9. matt

    matt Don't Rake Up My Mistakes

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    I'm sure I could find something gross about wands and hermione, she's my latest celebrity crush and it's all good because she's 18 :thumb: ha! And Im only 23 before anyone starts :lbf:
     
  10. Cassius

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    Ask and you shall recieve.

    ""Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's willy, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!""
     
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    When I read the title of this thread I thought it was about THAT picture of Daniel Radcliff from Equus.
     
  12. Girl-with-the-Thorn

    Girl-with-the-Thorn If you hit me it's murder

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    I think this is my favourite so far. :thumb:

    ""Agumenti!" he shouted, jabbing the goblet with his willy. The goblet filled with clear water"
     
  13. jamescagney

    jamescagney Stood at the urinal

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    Agreed, wand to wang is more typically done, and the fact that just one letter is changed makes it funnier to me. Here's a classic, I think from circa 2006:


    http://www.bash.org/?111338
     
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