Barking
Boomerrissey Bored Me
My only problem with Julia is a rather big one...
She has accumulated enough carbon dioxide from her fan travels to make Holland disappear.
I'm surprised that anyone would bother defending such a selfish person.
Unless of course they're as selfish as her and follow the same kind of pattern, think of themselves first, and of the consequences of what they do later. -Or more likely, never.-
Being a travelling fan has an impact, just as being a touring singer with a crew has, and if you never think of that, you probably never think of the next generation. (So don't try to sell me babies on covers. )
So, no, I don't give a shit if Julia gets beaten up by an angry fan. That's carbon-karma. If you don't like it Julia, walk. Or even better, stay at home.
If you're reading: Did you know you can get the same sort of attention without flying all around the globe? No jet lag, no crappy plane-meals, no queueing ever, no fan ever being jealous of you or making fun of how you look...
Really, you should try it Julia, it's revolutionary. It's called... a computer.
Ask your local pet shop boys how it works, if you don't already know.
I swear it's much less tiring than what you're doing and it's -probably- a lot more thought-provoking. It has much less impact on the environment than a plane. And you don't even get all sweaty rubbing elbows with strangers in hot tiny venues looking at handsome half-naked guitarists... (oh okay, okay- so that's ONE negative point. )
PS/ To be fair with Morrissey, he seems to sometimes give the mike to people who take the bus these days... But we're not sure. So:
She has accumulated enough carbon dioxide from her fan travels to make Holland disappear.
I'm surprised that anyone would bother defending such a selfish person.
Unless of course they're as selfish as her and follow the same kind of pattern, think of themselves first, and of the consequences of what they do later. -Or more likely, never.-
Being a travelling fan has an impact, just as being a touring singer with a crew has, and if you never think of that, you probably never think of the next generation. (So don't try to sell me babies on covers. )
So, no, I don't give a shit if Julia gets beaten up by an angry fan. That's carbon-karma. If you don't like it Julia, walk. Or even better, stay at home.
If you're reading: Did you know you can get the same sort of attention without flying all around the globe? No jet lag, no crappy plane-meals, no queueing ever, no fan ever being jealous of you or making fun of how you look...
Really, you should try it Julia, it's revolutionary. It's called... a computer.
Ask your local pet shop boys how it works, if you don't already know.
I swear it's much less tiring than what you're doing and it's -probably- a lot more thought-provoking. It has much less impact on the environment than a plane. And you don't even get all sweaty rubbing elbows with strangers in hot tiny venues looking at handsome half-naked guitarists... (oh okay, okay- so that's ONE negative point. )
PS/ To be fair with Morrissey, he seems to sometimes give the mike to people who take the bus these days... But we're not sure. So:
If Morrissey has let you express yourself at a gig when you had only walked to the venue, please let me know, I will sell that story to television and with the money we'll buy carbon offsets. Time for big business!!!.
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