Solo Confessional

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  1. !Viva Hate!

    !Viva Hate! the queen of solo

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    Anonymously post your confessions.
     
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  2. Anonymous

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    i don’t.really.go out every night and drink. I’m just a big fat phony. I just want people to think I’m cool.
     
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  3. ThomasB

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    My boyfriend isn't crazy for Morrissey, so I am on the sly looking for a new one.

    If you are a good looking boy between the ages of consent and 25, dm Hello!
     
  4. A scanty bit of thing

    A scanty bit of thing I only have eyes for AztecCamera

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    Whenever I get a notification for the “gone” thread, I think to myself, “what if every time they’re both posting Kylie songs, ... what if every time it happens it’s only because Viva is actually the 2011 stalker, who still has control of the old mobile phone in the closet - which for whatever reason has been reported as (possibly?) still activated? I don’t know.

    But that’s what I think to myself, and then I’m like “that would be really fitting for this site, and not in the least bit surprising”

    And then I laugh really hard, thinking of the horror.

    Because this site is nothing but a horror.
     
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  5. Light Housework

    Light Housework formerly redpathetic Subscriber

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    I know Viva isn't my stalker, because Viva has a genuine sense of humor. My stalker's humor is shallow and phony.
     
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  6. !Viva Hate!

    !Viva Hate! the queen of solo

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    I actually planned on cementing myself as her 2019 Stalker, thankyouverymuch.
     
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  7. Anonymous

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    I work so much I can’t even enjoy the Holidays after agreeing to take on 35 hours of overtime between now and Christmas.

    I’m lonely but I’m relieved I don’t have to cook dinner or load/unload the dish washer this week.

    It’s hard to stick to diets with a different party every other day.

    If I ever even look at a Brussel sprouts again I’m going to be sick.

    I am posting anonymously
     
  8. rifke

    rifke queen of the universe

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    im really offended that viva hate ever pm'ed me. like, how dare he think I wanted to talk to a person like him. what could I ever possibly have in common with a repulsive creature like him? how insulting.
     
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  9. Anonymous

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    I may be a dime a dozen troll but one day im going to rule the internet. then I can say ive done something. <aw mom do ya hafta bother me? Im posting something really important?! sure, sure, just leave the baloney sandwich on the bed. thanks ma> where was I? oh yeah, ruling the internet. *sigh* then everyone will know im DA MAN. then girls will finally want me, and ill stop trying to have to content myself with made up fantasies about ones I talk to here. i dont know why girls in real arent impressed by me. mom says im handsome. and after all, i've been a card carrying member of nambla--i mean MENSA, I always get the two confused--for years now. now where's that sandwich? ooh wonder bread. mom always knows what I like.
     
  10. Anonymous

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    thanks for the ip hash
    now i have your address
    ho ho ho
     
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  11. Anonymous

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    If you do confess to anything on this site it will me misinterpreted, misrepresented, and retold repeatedly by someone who thinks that the thing you've freely and openly posted has somehow been transformed, by the process of them having read it, into a very important discovery of incriminating evidence. Watching them scramble to make the most of this can be fun.
     
  12. rifke

    rifke queen of the universe

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    ooh I guess im in for it now

    LOL
     
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  13. rifke

    rifke queen of the universe

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    although I should say that, while I find it hard to believe-- and, indeed, seriously doubt--that there is anyone out there who would actually feel threatened by an amateur limpdick like you, I nonetheless find it absolutely baffling that you would seek to intrude upon the personal life of someone you know only online, who even online wants absolutely nothing to do with you, to the point of not even wanting you to pm her. that is absolutely bizarre and concerning behaviour, fyi.
     
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  14. Anonymous

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    teeheehee
    not the same
    person genius
     
  15. Anonymous

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    I am Abernathy.

    I am also Viva Hate.
     
  16. !Viva Hate!

    !Viva Hate! the queen of solo

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    I bet you’re also Spartacus.
     
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  17. Anonymous

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    Speaking of things that are hard to believe there is your claim you want nothing to do with someone while you comment about them every day. Also, I am unsure how you can claim to have a personal life. You don't have any time away from this site where your goal seems to be forcing everyone to read endless trivia about this same "personal life." Someone sent you a PM. So what?
     
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  18. !Viva Hate!

    !Viva Hate! the queen of solo

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    I like how only one person actually used this thread as it was intended...
     
  19. Anonymous

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    The older I get, the less everything matters. Nothing means a thing to me anymore.
     
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  20. ThomasB

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    My in-between-the-lines confession was that I was drunk.
     
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