Smiths & Moz Curry top 20 - Redux

[Uncleskinny]

Got 13 genuine entries, four nearlies. It's been a few years since we did this, and there's been a few Moz releases since, so can any Quarry, Ringleader or others fill the gaps and make a top 20?

1: This Charming Naan
2: Hatful Of Aloo
3: A Rogan Josh And The Land Is Ours
4: Girlfriend In A Korma
5: Death Of A Disco Dhansak
6: Sweet And Tindaloo-ligan
7: Sheila Taka A Bhaji
8: I Know It's Okra
9: The More You Ignore Me, The Samosa I Get
10: Pilau Round The Fountain
11: You're The One For Me, Chapati
12: Popadum Jack
13: The Tikkas Are Afraid Of The Pupils

Near misses: Well I Chunder, Pretty Girls Make Gravy, "Send me the Pilau, the one that you dream on...", and, err...."Rubber Ring".


Peter

 

[lovemorrissey]

"In the fajitas when all's well"

"Life is a panang"

 

[Bassist-In-A-Tutu]

On the Streets I Naan

To me you are a Wok of Artichokes

Thew world is full of Korma'd pork

 

[Jukebox Jury]

That Jalfrazi isn't runny anymore

Jukebox Jury

 

[Bassist-In-A-Tutu]

That Jalfrazi isn't runny anymore

Jukebox Jury

Brilliant

 

[Anaesthesine]

At Lassi I am Bhuna

Life is a Dosai

 

[madmoza]

How About These????

Sheila Tikka Bow
Picadiliy Puri
November Spawned A Mazedar
Peshwari love
Satan Rejected My Saag
Roy's Keema
This Charming Man-go Chutney
Suffer Little Chilandra
You're Ghooni Need Someone On Your Side
Badamimaza Begins At Home
Shakespeare's Shahi
These Things Tikka Time
Late Night Mughlai Street
Dial-a-Curry
The Queen Is Dead(Take Me Back To Dear Old Balti)

 

[the judge]

What language are you using? I don't understand

 

[Uncleskinny]

How About These????

Sheila Tikka Bow
Picadiliy Puri
November Spawned A Mazedar
Peshwari love
Satan Rejected My Saag
Roy's Keema
This Charming Man-go Chutney
Suffer Little Chilandra
You're Ghooni Need Someone On Your Side
Badamimaza Begins At Home
Shakespeare's Shahi
These Things Tikka Time
Late Night Mughlai Street
Dial-a-Curry
The Queen Is Dead(Take Me Back To Dear Old Balti)

Roy's Keema - that made me laugh - brilliant.

Peter

 

[Jukebox Jury]

What language are you using? I don't understand

Nip down to your local Indian / Bengal restaurant and grab a menu.

This has got me in the mood for a take away.....
my fav being vegetable rogan josh, peshwari nan and pilau rice + lots of poppadums and chutney / onions / yoghurt sauce...
where's that leaflet they shoved through the door the other day??

Jukebox Jury

 

[Jukebox Jury]

How About These????

Sheila Tikka Bow
Picadiliy Puri
November Spawned A Mazedar
Peshwari love
Satan Rejected My Saag
Roy's Keema
This Charming Man-go Chutney
Suffer Little Chilandra
You're Ghooni Need Someone On Your Side
Badamimaza Begins At Home
Shakespeare's Shahi
These Things Tikka Time
Late Night Mughlai Street
Dial-a-Curry
The Queen Is Dead(Take Me Back To Dear Old Balti)

Class.

Jukebox Jury

 

[thewarroom]

I'll Never Pea Anybody's Gyro Now (sorry I don't know any Indian food. )

 

[Not Right in the Head]

Sheila Tikka Bow

TEH WINNAR!

 

[mozzerian]

who ordrers this filth anyway, its a dog on a bap!

ooohhh, you people!


woof woof is the burping sound you make in the morning you alchoholic freakoids!

You should report your sad selves to the RSPCA!

 

[Jukebox Jury]

who ordrers this filth anyway, its a dog on a bap!

ooohhh, you people!


woof woof is the burping sound you make in the morning you alchoholic freakoids!

You should report your sad selves to the RSPCA!

How can a vegetable rogan josh - that I ate last night - be dog on a bap?
*ringing the RSPCA now to turn myself in...*

Jukebox Jury

 

[madmoza]

Some more for your culinary delight

There Is A Light That Never Goas out
You're Bhoona Need Someone On Your Side
Harassi On Fire
Miserable Lassi
Punjabi Girls Make Graves
This Night Has Opened My Thai
That Jalfrezi Isn't Funny Anymore
Half A Parsee
Paint A Vulgar Partha
A Rush And A Push And The Naan Is Ours
Little Naan What Now
Break Up The Karahi
You're The One For Me Patia
Cosmic Dhansak
Life Is A Pakora
Nasidar Is The Best Revenge
Meat Is Madras
I Keep Mine Hindu
the Headmasters Roti

I Seriously Can't Think Of anymore Can You?????

 

[madmoza]

Hey,
whats wrong with a Shitzu Tikka Masala??
Or some Dalmatian Pakora??
Saturday night would never be the same! lol

C'mon get a life.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Some more for your culinary delight

There Is A Light That Never Goas out
You're Bhoona Need Someone On Your Side
Harassi On Fire
Miserable Lassi
Punjabi Girls Make Graves
This Night Has Opened My Thai
That Jalfrezi Isn't Funny Anymore
Half A Parsee
Paint A Vulgar Partha
A Rush And A Push And The Naan Is Ours
Little Naan What Now
Break Up The Karahi
You're The One For Me Patia
Cosmic Dhansak
Life Is A Pakora
Nasidar Is The Best Revenge
Meat Is Madras
I Keep Mine Hindu
the Headmasters Roti

I Seriously Can't Think Of anymore Can You?????

Cosmic Dhansak had me in stitches. Top one.
See my post further up for my version of That joke isn't funny anymore'

Jukebox Jury

 

[Zenith Nadir]

These are very good!

 

[madmoza]

One More I Think

Donner Make Fun Of Daddies Voice !!!