I always thought 'Asleep' would be a good lullaby to sing to a baby, if you ignore all that suicide-type stuff.
I dunno if Smiths/Morrissey music is really suitable for kids - they're liable to grow up with a depressed outlook. Then like the tormented protagonist of High Fidelity they'll wonder, "Which came first, the music or the misery?"
But no, I guess that argument doesn't hold water: I was raised on the sunny pop music of the 70's and I'm still a miserable b*st#rd, always have been since the age of 14.
I thought this was going to be a song title pun thread.
*slopes off, disappointed*