Single 1 liner......

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lightupvirginmary

Guest
'more to life than books' reminds me of 'and people come second or possibly third' which is also good.
 

Paulc

On holiday by mistake
ha ha

i had that song played at my wedding in August! You should have seen the looks!
 

SRA

the queen is still ill
Moderator
Not sure I can pick just one to sum up 'my life', but I always adored:

"Your prejudice wont keep you warm tonight" from What Difference Does It Make.
 

desmoface

Well-Known Member
From the same song:

"I don't have much in my life, but take it's yours".

Great song.

Steve

How bout:

"I wear black on the outside cuz black is how I feel on the inside; and if I seem a little strange, well, that's because I am".

Steve
 

Salad Days

I don't mind
Don't rake up my mistakes, I know exactly what they are

You can pin and mount me like a butterfly (gorgeous imagery)

I smoke 'cause I'm hoping for an early death . . .

As for one liner jokes, I'll have to come back to that!
 

allnightchemist

I am 2 people
more like two lines, but this one really gets me every time.

And you never knew, how much I really liked you
Because I never even told you, oh, and I meant to.
 

arielms

Junior Member
Oh God there are so many, I will try to pick just a few.

Right now I can't stop thinking about the brilliance of "Can you please stop time?"

also there is:

The more you ignore me, the closer I get.

There is a light and it never goes out.

Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head.

Nature is a language, can't you read?

England is mine, it owes me a living.

When you're small, you walk like you're falling.

To prented to be happy could only be idiocy.
 

matto

Member
Subscriber
was just my bday so....

"older and wiser never applies to me"

and runner up.........

"because you can do but only if you want to"

I used to have that line printed on the bottom of my checks above the signature!
 

!Viva Hate!

Well-Known Member
So many I simply adore!


My love, wherever you are, whatever you are...

I know you love one person so why can't you love two?

All I ask of you is one thing that you'll never do...

Close your eyes and think of someone you physically admire...

In my own sick way I've always stayed true to you...

Life is a pigsty and if you don't know this then what do you know?

I've changed my plea to guilty because freedom is wasted on me...

Yes I am blind, no I can't see the good things, just the bad things...

You think you were my first love but you're wrong, you were the only one...

Trouble loves me, Trouble needs me, two things more than you do or would attempt to...
 

imogen11

Junior Member
God, there are too many, aren't there?

"oh mother I can feel the soil falling over my head" is exquisite - one of his saddest.
I also love the brilliance of "the pain was enough to make a shy, bald buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder."

Genius!:D
 

Oh my god. it's Robby!

spontaneously luminescent
has to be........................................................................

i will not change & I will not b nice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


1 liner 4 ur life Please !.................................................

dontcry.jpg

i have agreed
87 times
 

Grahamchard

Trouble Loves me
No contest.............
its..............
TROUBLE LOVES ME ,TROUBLE NEEDS ME
 
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