Silly Poem Time!

mauve21

Long time participant
Psst.....

Do you want to know a secret. Let me whisper in your ear.
Oh. I would love to get to know you
And maybe I enjoy the longing
but when I see you I feel nice and warm
I would love to do what you want to do however you want to do it
and for as long as you want it
I wouldnt even mind if it was a bit painful
because you are so hot
I would want to take photos of you though
I would want to take photos of you with your hands full
Master

Yeh, I know it's wanky, but I bet someone
can outdo this!
 

The Cat's Mother

Unmentionable
Gosh, that's splendidly wanky. Well done!

Here's a sonnet my gin-swigging alter-ego, Mrs Edna Weasels, penned for the Pretty Petty Thieves "Bloody Awful Poetry" section, last year:


Hairotica

In dreams, that find me, in my lonely bower,
I restless, lie; in silhouette, a quiff
Looms darkly, soaring upright as a tower.
So male, so monolithic, stern and stiff.
You come to me, my soft sheets thrown aside
My lips you crush. My body is afire
With need. O, I am passion's helpless bride!
Your pompadour, a-tremble with desire,
Casts shadows from the lamp. In want I drown;
My thighs they loosen, wanton thralls of lust.
Your hand plucks at the buttons of my gown,
The first, the second, third.... I wake in just
The nick in time, my heart still beating quicker.
I think that's just as well, though - don't you, Vicar?


by Edna Weasels, 2005.
 

andy_fozzy

Banned
There was an old man from Cosham,
who took out his balls to wash 'em,
his wife said "Jack, if you don't put 'em back,
I'll get out the hammer and squash 'em"!!!!
 

realitybites

making lemonade
Subscriber
andy_fozzy said:
There was an old man from Cosham,
who took out his balls to wash 'em,
his wife said "Jack, if you don't put 'em back,
I'll get out the hammer and squash 'em"!!!!
LOL! :D
 

TwinKle

GothY MemBer!
There was a young woman named Sally
Who loved an occasional dally.
She sat on the lap
Of a well-endowed chap,
And said, "ooh, you're right up my alley. :p
 

TwinKle

GothY MemBer!
There was a young lad from Cosham
Who took out his balls to wash em.
His mother said, "Jack,
If you don't put em back,
I'll jump on em both and I'll squash em.".
 

realitybites

making lemonade
Subscriber
TwinKle said:
There was a young woman named Sally
Who loved an occasional dally.
She sat on the lap
Of a well-endowed chap,
And said, "ooh, you're right up my alley. :p
Hi Twinkle. That is a good one! :p
 

TwinKle

GothY MemBer!
Thanks Jehnne just realised Andys already posted it.. hahaaaaa

Mary Mary quite contrary
how does your garden grow?
I live in a Flat
you silly twat
so how the fck would I know!
 

realitybites

making lemonade
Subscriber
TwinKle said:
Thanks Jehnne just realised Andys already posted it.. hahaaaaa

Mary Mary quite contrary
how does your garden grow?
I live in a Flat
you silly twat
so how the fck would I know!
I'll have to remember that one, lol.

Here is a Lullaby for you, the gothy member, from The Cure :D

On candystripe legs the spiderman comes
Softly through the shadow of the evening sun
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
Looking for the victim shivering in bed
Searching out fear in the gathering gloom and
Suddenly!
A movement in the corner of the room!
And there is nothing I can do
When I realise with fright
That the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight!

Quietly he laughs and shaking his head
Creeps closer now
Closer to the foot of the bed
And softer than shadow and quicker than flies
His arms are all around me and his tongue in my eyes
"Be still be calm be quiet now my precious boy
Don't struggle like that or I will only love you more
For it's much too late to get away or turn on the light
The spiderman is having you for dinner tonight"

And I feel like I'm being eaten
By a thousand million shivering furry holes
And I know that in the morning I will wake up
In the shivering cold

And the spiderman is always hungry...
 

andy_fozzy

Banned
TwinKle said:
Thanks Jehnne just realised Andys already posted it.. hahaaaaa

Mary Mary quite contrary
how does your garden grow?
I live in a Flat
you silly twat
so how the fck would I know!
Like it :D
 
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