Yamaha keyboard, Yahama 12-String (very prog rock), Yamaha ltd ed bluey-green 6 string acoustic-electric, genuine Gibson Les Paul Custom, Stag bass (the cheapest bass money can buy!). If I could have been arsed to remove the bubble-wrap from under the headphones, you could have seen my home recording equipment (v. swanky). Yes, I am a Buffalo Bills fan, even though I am English. Note the "single person's tie rack" (AKA a clothes hanger a la Brad Pitt in "Seven") and messy single bed only visible in reflection of wardrobe.
I have a Fender Strat (that I hate) and my beloved EHX Big Muff Pi as my main pedal. I'm going to purchase a new guitar in a few weeks. I have nearly enough cash for a "Black Beauty" similar to what Imhotep has, but I'm gonna settle for a Sheraton II so I can invest in a new Marshall Amp (a JCM2000) later on.
It's from around '97, so it's not a vintage. Les Paul's Classic guitar is one that he endorsed, but the custom was made to his specifications. So it's not a CUSTOM custom, if you know what I mean. Cost me a packet though.