madathena
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Saw this on ohnotheydidn't:
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/37541/Russ-says-no-to-Lo/
WHEN lothario Russell Brand stretched his black kaftan wings and flew Stateside we knew things were about to change.
But we weren’t expecting this.
The reformed junkie, who went to rehab hoping to curb his sex addictions and bed-hopping antics, has actually turned down a woman.
Yep, you heard that right – Russell Brand said no to nookie.
The blown-out victim was not just any femme but Hollywood’s finest partying hussy Lindsay Lohan. Our overseas spies tell us Lindsay, 21, has been getting her pants in a right twist desperately trying to score a date with our export.
The brazen blonde has bombarded Russell, 32, with amorous emails but knew she’d blown it when every message went unanswered.
Her love chase didn’t end there. After discovering Russ’s deep love for our feline friends Lindsay took matter into her own hands. In a final bid to bed the man with the back-combed bonce, she sent him a cat. We have to admit we like her persistence.
Unlucky for Lindsay it turned out that the polygamy-promoting cad is apparently a one-moggy man who says his heart belongs to his London feline with Russell stating: “I’m coming back for Morrissey.”
He might welcome hordes of ladies into his boudoir but there’s only one cat keeping his feet warm.
Lindsay on the other hand is probably sitting in her LA mansion licking egg off her face.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/37541/Russ-says-no-to-Lo/
WHEN lothario Russell Brand stretched his black kaftan wings and flew Stateside we knew things were about to change.
But we weren’t expecting this.
The reformed junkie, who went to rehab hoping to curb his sex addictions and bed-hopping antics, has actually turned down a woman.
Yep, you heard that right – Russell Brand said no to nookie.
The blown-out victim was not just any femme but Hollywood’s finest partying hussy Lindsay Lohan. Our overseas spies tell us Lindsay, 21, has been getting her pants in a right twist desperately trying to score a date with our export.
The brazen blonde has bombarded Russell, 32, with amorous emails but knew she’d blown it when every message went unanswered.
Her love chase didn’t end there. After discovering Russ’s deep love for our feline friends Lindsay took matter into her own hands. In a final bid to bed the man with the back-combed bonce, she sent him a cat. We have to admit we like her persistence.
Unlucky for Lindsay it turned out that the polygamy-promoting cad is apparently a one-moggy man who says his heart belongs to his London feline with Russell stating: “I’m coming back for Morrissey.”
He might welcome hordes of ladies into his boudoir but there’s only one cat keeping his feet warm.
Lindsay on the other hand is probably sitting in her LA mansion licking egg off her face.