Morrissey Central "Roy Orbison" (January 2, 2020)

Roy Orbison manages to find a copy of "It's Over" in Lexington, Kentucky. He immediately pours a double brandy, as one would.

https://www.morrisseycentral.com/messagesfrommorrissey/roy-orbison

Uncredited artwork by Iron Bridge.
Regards,
FWD.

 

[Anonymous]

FFS!

Ok, I've had enough!

New rule #02.01.2020.1 Every time some twat at Morrissey Central photoshops a Morrissey record into old photographs of musicians, actors etc, we will photoshop Morrissey's face onto the face of some pornstar/someone on Pornhub.

 

[Anonymous]

Sort him out Betty FFS!

Benny-the-British-Butcher

 

[!Viva Hate!]

Somebody needs to break Sam’s fingers so he can’t post this kind of shit anymore.

If anything, Sam’s involvement is doing more damage to Morrissey’s career right now for me than 15 years of Jesse Tobias ever did.

 

[Anonymous]

I f***ing hate it. Morrissey doesn't need some twat shoving his records into pics of other famous people. I'm starting to lose respect for Morrissey for allowing this shit to continue. I doubt that Morrissey posts anything but I'm pretty sure that every single image that goes up on Morrissey Central gets Morrissey's nod of approval.

 

[Tait of Steve]

SER, you lazy, f***ing, scrounging ponce; just f*** off. Your pathetic photoshops ate shit, you’re shit, Boring, embarrassing, and just wank.
Hopefully you’ll slip on a leaf outside the Stamford arms, you twat.

the ghost of Curtis Bootler.

 

[ACTON]

Somebody needs to break Sam’s fingers so he can’t post this kind of shit anymore.

If anything, Sam’s involvement is doing more damage to Morrissey’s career right now for me than 15 years of Jesse Tobias ever did.

Arey sure isn't it a bit harmless? It was an attempt at humour and wasn't marinated in acid reflux. I do think Moz should let it go and be more forward thinking about what is coming next (new album, reissued vinyl). As the crooked cop says in Scarface: any day above ground is a good day.

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

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BEST PHOTOSHOP YET !!!



VIVA MOZ !!!


AT TWO

IN THE CHARTS !!!

 

[mcrickson]

Looks like Roy got a CD version. When's that released, Morrissey?

 

[Anonymous]

I f***ing hate it. Morrissey doesn't need some twat shoving his records into pics of other famous people. I'm starting to lose respect for Morrissey for allowing this shit to continue. I doubt that Morrissey posts anything but I'm pretty sure that every single image that goes up on Morrissey Central gets Morrissey's nod of approval.

001

I will not buy Morrissey's next album when it gets released in March if another of these shitpics appears on Morrissey Central. I will either download it off here or I'll download it for free off of YouTube.

001

 

[carlislebaz]

Good work sam I love these lovely bits of art. Love the ones with Marlyn monroe especially.... it’s all just a bit of fun... can’t you all see this???? I can imagine sam and moz sitting reading all the negative posts and falling about laughing like the aliens did in the smash adverts all them years ago......

 

[Anonymous]

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BEST PHOTOSHOP YET !!!



VIVA MOZ !!!


AT TWO

IN THE CHARTS !!!

So why don't they post something related to that instead of another artless image. Don't support this crap, Ketamine.

001

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

Looks like Roy got a CD version. When's that released, Morrissey?

Ask BMG.

 

[Anonymous]

Somebody needs to break Sam’s fingers so he can’t post this kind of shit anymore.

If anything, Sam’s involvement is doing more damage to Morrissey’s career right now for me than 15 years of Jesse Tobias ever did.

14 years of you is far worse than either Sam's photoshop's or Jesse's guitar playing.

 

[mcrickson]

Ask BMG.

Or y'know. Morrissey could do that. Communication would probably clear up a lot of this confusion/frustration for him.

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

Or y'know. Morrissey could do that. Communication would probably clear up a lot of this confusion/frustration for him.

I wonder.

 

[Anonymous]

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BEST PHOTOSHOP YET !!!



VIVA MOZ !!!


AT TWO

IN THE CHARTS !!!

Last week.

Nowhere fast.

 

[!Viva Hate!]

FFS!

Ok, I've had enough!

New rule #02.01.2020.1 Every time some twat at Morrissey Central photoshops a Morrissey record into old photographs of musicians, actors etc, we will photoshop Morrissey's face onto the face of some pornstar/someone on Pornhub.

I already did that a decade ago.

 

[Anonymous]

Good work sam I love these lovely bits of art. Love the ones with Marlyn monroe especially.... it’s all just a bit of fun... can’t you all see this???? I can imagine sam and moz sitting reading all the negative posts and falling about laughing like the aliens did in the smash adverts all them years ago......

...in that cute but trite, toddleresque doodle sort of way.

 

[Jake The Stripper]

OK, this is hilarious.