Rolling Stone Moz Christmas-song parody

The current US Rolling Stone (100 greatest guitarists) has a lame foldout section with Christmas song parodies about musicians from Springsteen to Britney to Morrissey. It's all pretty gag-worthy, but here's the one for Morrissey.

 

[Anonymous]

I only wish Morrissey would run a contest to perform a show for his most rabid fans...he exits the venue - doors lock behind him and them some kind of gas or fire is released to kill the lot of you pathetic losers!!!!!!!!

 

[DeckardtheReplicant]

To be honest its better writing than anything thats on southpaw, malajusted, quarry, ringleader and years of refusal................