Man, it's gonna be kick ass!!!
First show, HOB, Myrtle Beach = Sweet!!!
*green with jealousy!!*
HAVE A FAB TIME, gang!!!
Ok, against my better judgement, I'm gonna go.
Thanks for your eternally upbeat well wishes, Corrissey. But to make you less green, let me assure you that the HOB and Murder Beach are foul places I would never willingly visit if it weren't for Morrissey. It's an expensive trashy tourist trap, full of porky pork-eaters with reddened skin, choking with foul cigarette smoke, and unpleasantly humid. I know you're thinking, "Great! Where do I sign up?"
I guess if it's snowing where you are, 60 degrees in Murder Beach is looking mighty fine. However, for me, that's rather chilly and decidely less comfortable than sunny, 80 degrees, dry and breezy.
I'm only going because the last show at Murder Beach HOB was so exquisite and now it's going to be the first show of the tour
since he cancelled all those FL shows. I was going to skip HOB Murder Beach when it wasn't the first show of the tour.
Yeah, that "crash the line" and buy overpriced crap that's not veggie-friendly is bs. I didn't participate in that crap scheme in Murder Beach last time either.
What Murder Beach has going for it is perhaps its relative inaccessibility. There are plenty of GA tix available, and Moz seems to have a lot of fun at the out-of-the-way podunk places. Thank you, Morrissey!