Rifke interviews....

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  1. Anonymous

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    Sweaty schlong rhymes with Winnie Wong. I hope Chloe Sevigny never films in Sweden again or I will be in trouble.
     
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  2. Anonymous

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    That sounded sexy from you. Oh my little Robyn is feisty. I swear you have a flat chest cause flat chested women always mouth off.

    They also want sex all the time.
     
  3. rifke

    rifke queen of the universe

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    @A scanty bit of thing want to do an interview?! I ONLY ask fun questions and you can answer in your snootiest tone, I don't mind!!
     
  4. A scanty bit of thing

    A scanty bit of thing I only have eyes for Aztec! + vegan! + turbanus!

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    Lol! Yes, I’ll grant the stragglers and bottom of the barrel M-Solo audience dwellers with the grace of my interview. I don’t know when I can get to it because my travel schedule is insanely heavy this week starting tonight, but I will definitely 100% do it with you
     
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  5. bert bear

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    why doesn't anyone want to know about me? :confused:
     
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  7. rifke

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    awesome!! I've hit the big time now!! :lbf: ill start thinking up your questions (you're not going to wear sunglasses throughout the interview are you?)
     
  8. rifke

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    I do!! what can you tell us about yourself?
     
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  9. bert bear

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    Why thank you. :) I like cupcakes with extra frosting, I like taking walks in the rain and I like laughing at little children when they fall down and hurt themselves. :grinning:
     
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  10. rifke

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    gosh, bert, I think we might be soul mates! I like doing all three of those things at the SAME TIME.
     
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  11. bert bear

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    Trifecta! :partypooper: I must say I'm very impressed at your ability to combine the three into a single experience. What a grand example of how to spend ones time. While it's not quite a match for your accomplishments, I can drink coffee, listen to music and stare into space all at once. :sunglasses:
     
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    those are good things to do too! I often do those all at once myself. sometimes ALL DAY. gee, you're pretty cute bert. you haven't got a girlfriend have you?
     
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    erm, whats a slong?
     
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    it's 'schlong' and it's a cock, usually a big sweaty one
     
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    !Viva Hate! the face that runs the place

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    Like mine. :tongueout:
     
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  16. rifke

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    I was thinking of yours when I said it, dear.
     
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    All day is very impressive. :tiphat: You really are a bit of a showoff aren't you? Well I suppose that if I possessed your acumen, then I would be also. I must admit that I'm not to keen on the idea of having a girlfriend. I'd be to worried that if I had a piece of cake, then I'd be expected to share it with her. :worried:
     
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  18. rifke

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    don't worry, bert bear! im sure there are plenty of things you are good at too!

    well, see, that's the great thing about me, bert. I would never expect you to share your piece of cake with me. I would expect you to buy me my own! :cool:
     
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    Why that sounds like the perfect solution. Yes I would buy you a piece of cake. After all, you have been very kind to me. Plus, I admire your abilities. Right now I'm dreaming of this double layered white cake with coconut frosting. It is absolutely delicious! Oh, I have a fantastic idea. I could buy two pieces of the coconut cake and pretend that you gave yours to me. :yum:
     
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    oh but I wouldn't! white cake is my favourite! especially with coconut frosting!!
    but since im not there I suppose it's the only thing to be done, and I in turn will buy two slices of... let's see.... red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting and pretend that you gave yours to me. brilliant plan, bert!!
     
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