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sexily aging 90's britpop stars > irish wiggers
VIVA HATE!!! yes i know it's been done before, but not by me
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1. why are you so bloody obnoxious?
I'm afraid its because a good old fashioned sense of superiority. You see, I know I'm better than all of you so I don't have to pretend to be pleasant or pretend I'm interested in what anyone has to say. I can act exactly how I want when I want. Unlike the rest of you, I require no validation so I don't have to play by your rules just to be thrown an affirmation.
2. how great is rifke?
Oh, Rifke is very great. The great-est. She is endlessly entertaining and always finds a way to put a smile on my face. I find her wholly fascinating and endearing. She's my favorite member and if I'm being totally honest with myself, I have a massive crush on her.
3. so you're keeping your schlong?
Of course. It would be such a disservice to the world to have a thing of such beauty and skill cut down in the prime of it's life. In many ways, my schlong is much like James Dean. It hangs East of Eden, it is a Rebel Without A Cause, and it most certainly is Giant.
4. would you say it's the sweatiest part of your body?
I would say that honor belongs to my testicles. I rarely sweat, though.
5. what do you think of stalin?
A very distinguished gentleman. I like his style. Very nice head of hair and uniforms to die for. The millions of his own countrymen he killed surely had it coming.
6. what do you think of oprah?
I find Oprah to be one of the most annoying and sickening human beings. I can't stand her face, her voice, or the people that find value in her.
7. have you ever gone to jail?
I have not but I often think about how exciting it would be! Sometimes I wonder which gang would make me their bitch.
8. is james holzhauer everything you wish you could be?
I had to look up who that was. I haven't watched Jeopardy since hearing about Trebek's cancer. It hurts me to see him knowing he's dying. But no, I do not wish I could be him. The last person I saw that I wished I could be was some random girl on Instagram. I don't even remember her name.
9. how do you make your dollahs?
I'm a sex worker. I do cam shows and on occasion escort.
10. if you had to club one of the following to death, which would you choose:
a) a baby
b) an old lady
c) a seal
An old lady. I don't like old people or babies but I'd feel more comfortable clubbing an adult to death.
11. do you dress up as a broad every day of the week?
Not at all. It is actually very rare for me to do full makeup. I usually do put on my blonde hair and lip stain every day though. I don't go around wearing dresses or high heels if that is what you think. I usually just wear a t-shirt, cardigan and tights.
12. how many times a week do you cry into your dinner?
Zero. I don't cry unless I'm trying to manipulate someone into feeling guilty.
13. what's your favourite sport?
Pussy slaying.
14. favourite scent?
I enjoy lavender most, I think. Cinnamon, strawberries, butterscotch, and burning wood are all favorites too.
15. favourite flower?
I don't give a shit about flowers.
16. do you ever feel gypped that you weren't born a female or were you happy living up until now as a male?
Of course. Not being born one makes my options extremely limited if I plan to enter a relationship. I feel very put off that I'm basically a fetish to interested parties. But I was happy before and I'm happy now.
17. springtime in paris or new years eve in times square?
Springtime in Paris because it is Spring and Paris. A beautiful time of the year and a beautiful city in a beautiful country. I'm not sure why you think I'd enjoy hanging out with a bunch of shitty people in a shitty place in a shitty city during a shitty time of the year.
18. are you jealous that rifke is queen of the universe and you're not?
Not at all. Rifke is the queen of my universe. I worship her. Kneel at her feet. Clutch her thigh with all my being while she stands stoic and triumphant on a mountain top.
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who wants me to interview them next?! I ONLY ask FUN questions!!! I dont even have to like you (in fact, it's so much the better if i dont!) so dont worry about that!!
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1. why are you so bloody obnoxious?
I'm afraid its because a good old fashioned sense of superiority. You see, I know I'm better than all of you so I don't have to pretend to be pleasant or pretend I'm interested in what anyone has to say. I can act exactly how I want when I want. Unlike the rest of you, I require no validation so I don't have to play by your rules just to be thrown an affirmation.
2. how great is rifke?
Oh, Rifke is very great. The great-est. She is endlessly entertaining and always finds a way to put a smile on my face. I find her wholly fascinating and endearing. She's my favorite member and if I'm being totally honest with myself, I have a massive crush on her.
3. so you're keeping your schlong?
Of course. It would be such a disservice to the world to have a thing of such beauty and skill cut down in the prime of it's life. In many ways, my schlong is much like James Dean. It hangs East of Eden, it is a Rebel Without A Cause, and it most certainly is Giant.
4. would you say it's the sweatiest part of your body?
I would say that honor belongs to my testicles. I rarely sweat, though.
5. what do you think of stalin?
A very distinguished gentleman. I like his style. Very nice head of hair and uniforms to die for. The millions of his own countrymen he killed surely had it coming.
6. what do you think of oprah?
I find Oprah to be one of the most annoying and sickening human beings. I can't stand her face, her voice, or the people that find value in her.
7. have you ever gone to jail?
I have not but I often think about how exciting it would be! Sometimes I wonder which gang would make me their bitch.
8. is james holzhauer everything you wish you could be?
I had to look up who that was. I haven't watched Jeopardy since hearing about Trebek's cancer. It hurts me to see him knowing he's dying. But no, I do not wish I could be him. The last person I saw that I wished I could be was some random girl on Instagram. I don't even remember her name.
9. how do you make your dollahs?
I'm a sex worker. I do cam shows and on occasion escort.
10. if you had to club one of the following to death, which would you choose:
a) a baby
b) an old lady
c) a seal
An old lady. I don't like old people or babies but I'd feel more comfortable clubbing an adult to death.
11. do you dress up as a broad every day of the week?
Not at all. It is actually very rare for me to do full makeup. I usually do put on my blonde hair and lip stain every day though. I don't go around wearing dresses or high heels if that is what you think. I usually just wear a t-shirt, cardigan and tights.
12. how many times a week do you cry into your dinner?
Zero. I don't cry unless I'm trying to manipulate someone into feeling guilty.
13. what's your favourite sport?
Pussy slaying.
14. favourite scent?
I enjoy lavender most, I think. Cinnamon, strawberries, butterscotch, and burning wood are all favorites too.
15. favourite flower?
I don't give a shit about flowers.
16. do you ever feel gypped that you weren't born a female or were you happy living up until now as a male?
Of course. Not being born one makes my options extremely limited if I plan to enter a relationship. I feel very put off that I'm basically a fetish to interested parties. But I was happy before and I'm happy now.
17. springtime in paris or new years eve in times square?
Springtime in Paris because it is Spring and Paris. A beautiful time of the year and a beautiful city in a beautiful country. I'm not sure why you think I'd enjoy hanging out with a bunch of shitty people in a shitty place in a shitty city during a shitty time of the year.
18. are you jealous that rifke is queen of the universe and you're not?
Not at all. Rifke is the queen of my universe. I worship her. Kneel at her feet. Clutch her thigh with all my being while she stands stoic and triumphant on a mountain top.
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who wants me to interview them next?! I ONLY ask FUN questions!!! I dont even have to like you (in fact, it's so much the better if i dont!) so dont worry about that!!