Coo-ee!!! S'only me....mind if I pop in ???
Firstly, and for the record, let it be known ...I am quite a fan of oral sex.
Secondly....and here we go again, some people seeing things that don't exist in Morrisseys lyrics...)
I have NO Idea where "Time out" get the idea that the phrase "Reel around the Fountain" was a "Nickname" for Oral activities.
I went to quite a lot( and I mean QUITE a Lot) of Gay bars in Liverpool during the late '70's -'80's( ...I still do..) The music was WAYYYY better back then in them.. They even played Smiths songs!!...unlike most Straight disco's, where you could easily get a smack just for being a Smiths fan anyway...), and I have/had NEVER heard that phrase used.....( "D'ya Fancy a gobble" was a much more commonly heard turn of phrase).
Maybe , In my defense, all the gay chaps used that phrase in my Un presence, but I had never heard it, ever, until the song with that title was released...Maybe it was different in New York, where the Timeout article is/was based..but then it does state that it was a UK phenomenon....
And, If it IS so specifically about oral action, can Someone, anyone, explain the line:-
"Meet me at the Fountain"....or are we to imply that Morrissey, ( Or the other Fountain posessor),in desperate need of a sucking-off, severed their own genitalia, and arranged to meet at the site where it/they lay ( obviously, with "Two lumps please" still attached...) so that he/she/LGBT/gender unknown could then be "Shoved". ???...I mean, without it still being connected to a groin, there would be NO Fluid of any sort to create a fountain ( well, maybe a bit of blood....)
Admit it, FFS, ..at the time it was released, even one critic slagged it off, ( name of critic unknown, sorry) as ( so he said..)...the song starts with the line " It's the time the tale were told etc X2", but then tells NO TALE at all....just a mish-mash of general romantic ideals and cliches that don't really say that much at all....BUT, in the songs defense, thats a quite difficult Drum pattern that Mike Joyce plays...