Cameron's probably about mid-point between Johnny and Morrissey, politically speaking. So, the perfect negotiator for a Smiths reformation. He did a really good job brining the country together. Four Irish Mancs averaging zero A-levels should be a piece of cake.
How many A levels do you need to put your penis in a dead animals mouth?
Actually you need to attend Oxford to get that sort of education.
A 33rd degree, I don't think any of the Smiths would qualify, being of Irish working class decent stock.
Politically speaking Cameron's between Idi Amin and the "royals".
Andrew and Epstein still isn't going away. At least people have forgotten Saville and Phillip or Charlies favourite uncle Mountbatten, of Kincora Lodge fame.
Cameron can do a Tony Blair(Charles Lydon) to his "friends", also Oxford educated.
He can turn Catholic to look virtuous for the book tour, though it didn't quite wash the blood off his hands.