Re: Use your loaf.

Discussion in 'General Discussion archive 2000 (read-only)' started by marrissey, Dec 22, 2000.

  1. marrissey

    marrissey Guest

    > Privacy is rarely private. Big brother is watching, my dears,
    > and he is making notes.

    > Besides, the big-nosed ones are around and they can type. Put
    > your grey cells to the test (before another jar destroys them
    > forever), let your fingers do the walking and you will find it
    > posted on the internet.

    > Promise. You just have to know where to look...

    Why? O why?
    I would have nothing to offer Morrissey except some kind of distant friendship.
    And I can see him thinking "Oh, that's kind ... but what do you want from me?".
    My honest answer would be: "Too much".

    So, I'll stay where I always was.
    and buy all his records.

    That has worked fine since 1983.
     
  2. things i could offer morrissey:

    1. a huge tempeh-turkey in the shape of a boot
    2. herb tea
    3. my record collection
    4. disposable fountain pens and 100% acid-free writing paper

    happy holidays to all, and to all a happy new year!

    > Why? O why?
    > I would have nothing to offer Morrissey except some kind of
    > distant friendship.
    > And I can see him thinking "Oh, that's kind ... but what do
    > you want from me?".
    > My honest answer would be: "Too much".

    > So, I'll stay where I always was.
    > and buy all his records.

    > That has worked fine since 1983.
     
  3. Girl Afraid

    Girl Afraid Guest

    Your post makes me smile....happy holidays to you too. = )

    > things i could offer morrissey:

    > 1. a huge tempeh-turkey in the shape of a boot
    > 2. herb tea
    > 3. my record collection
    > 4. disposable fountain pens and 100% acid-free writing paper

    > happy holidays to all, and to all a happy new year!
     
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