rare Smiths tracks uploaded to Youtube

[Deleted member 1074]

Waster.

- Fonteyne

Awe. Is it your nap time?

 

[Fonteyne]

No! I do incalls!

However, if you need someone to come over and cut your food into chewable bites, I might make the trip if the price is right.

Can't be THAT cute if you still have to cut your own food, or anyone else's for that matter. I wonder, how far does that barbie doll facade of yours get you? Ya know, other than past the "employees only" section of the gentleman's club.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Can't be THAT cute if you still have to cut your own food, or anyone else's for that matter. I wonder, how far does that barbie doll facade of yours get you? Ya know, other than past the "employees only" section of the gentleman's club.

How far has a lack of reading comprehension got you? You’re apparently 60, on a Morrissey forum and trying to post officially released recordings as rarities...so I’m guessing not that far?

 

[Fonteyne]

How far has a lack of reading comprehension got you? You’re apparently 60, on a Morrissey forum and trying to post officially released recordings as rarities...so I’m guessing not that far?

Yep, was born the same year ol' mozzer was. Same town and street as well. We went to the same school together, but didnt know him that well. He always used to sit alone during lunch time. One time I offered him a piece of my bologna sandwich and he just hissed at me, don't know what that was about. Ahhh to be 17 again...

 

[Erik]

Go South on me and I might post it.

north east south west
Viva lie down in the weeds and see..

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

He always used to sit alone during lunch time. One time I offered him a piece of my bologna sandwich and he just hissed at me, don't know what that was about. Ahhh to be 17 again...

In desperation to make a friend he may have accepted your sandwich!
and never have written ‘Meat is Murder’! maybe never even would have started the Smiths!!

How dare you try to change the course of music history with your crappy bologna sandwich! How dare you !

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

No! I do incalls!

However, if you need someone to come over and cut your food into chewable bites, I might make the trip if the price is right.

You might have to charge extra. To swallow it, I heard he needs his food premasticated !

have fun!

 

[Deleted member 1074]

north east south west
Viva lie down in the weeds and see..

Uh oh. Are we going to bone, Erik?!

 

[Erik]

Uh oh. Are we going to bone, Erik?!

I’d love to, but only with you..

 

[Anonymous]

The Smiths, Live at Apollo Theatre, Oxford, England (March 18, 1985)

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I’d love to, but only with you..

I’m lying here wide to receive!

 

[Erik]

I’m lying here wide to receive!

Good, I can download something useful because
there are explosive kegs, between my legs

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Good, I can download something useful because
there are explosive kegs, between my legs

Show me your barrel and watch me scrape it. Something got stuck in my throat.

 

[Erik]

Show me your barrel and watch me scrape it. Something got stuck in my throat.

Something you can barely describe ?
on a groundsheet
under canvas
with your tent-flap open wide!

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Something you can barely describe ?
on a groundsheet
under canvas
with your tent-flap open wide!

You’re giving, giving, giving
And I’m receiving
No, no, I’m taking

 

[Erik]

You’re giving, giving, giving
And I’m receiving
No, no, I’m taking

I will advise you to
Let the right one slip in
Slip in! Slip in! SLIP INNNNN

 

[Fonteyne]

Goodness, this thread is a shambles. Taking lessons in forum etiquette from Caligula. Christ!

 

[Fonteyne]

I’m lying here wide to receive!

I'd wager it's easier to get into your pants than in a community college

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I'd wager it's easier to get into your pants than in a community college

My pants, no. My mouth, yes.