R.I.P. Pete Burns out of Dead or Alive

Discussion in 'General Discussion archive 2004 (read-only)' started by trout pout, Nov 9, 2004.

  1. trout pout

    trout pout Guest

    It's just been on the 24 hour news channel that Pete Burns out of dead or alive has died in a bungled burglary.
    The singer, who once appeared on stage with Morrissey & the Smiths, attempted to clamber through Jimmy Tarbucks cellar window, while wearing what can only be described as women's clothes.
    Apparently, he got his gusset caught on a rusty nail & plunged 3 feet into Mr Tarbuck's rusty razor blade collection, severing an artery & dying at the scene.
    Can I be amongst those presently offering their sincerest condolences to Bruce Forsyth, whose game of golf with Mr. Tarbuck has had to be postponed until tomorrow morning.
    Allegedly, Morrissey's recent decision to release You Are The Quarry again, without any new tracks on it, has made Pete spin right round, like a record, in his grave. Right round.
     
  2. JEJEUK

    JEJEUK Guest

    YOU NEED TO GET A FUCKING LIFE, PETE BURN IS FANTASTIC, WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE HIM

    > It's just been on the 24 hour news channel that Pete Burns out of dead or
    > alive has died in a bungled burglary.
    > The singer, who once appeared on stage with Morrissey & the Smiths,
    > attempted to clamber through Jimmy Tarbucks cellar window, while wearing
    > what can only be described as women's clothes.
    > Apparently, he got his gusset caught on a rusty nail & plunged 3 feet
    > into Mr Tarbuck's rusty razor blade collection, severing an artery &
    > dying at the scene.
    > Can I be amongst those presently offering their sincerest condolences to
    > Bruce Forsyth, whose game of golf with Mr. Tarbuck has had to be postponed
    > until tomorrow morning.
    > Allegedly, Morrissey's recent decision to release You Are The Quarry
    > again, without any new tracks on it, has made Pete spin right round, like
    > a record, in his grave. Right round.
     
  3. trout pout

    trout pout Guest

    > YOU NEED TO GET A FUCKING LIFE, PETE BURN IS FANTASTIC, WE NEED MORE
    > PEOPLE LIKE HIM

    I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. FUCKFACE.
     
  4. L

    L Guest

    > It's just been on the 24 hour news channel that Pete Burns out of dead or
    > alive has died in a bungled burglary.
    > The singer, who once appeared on stage with Morrissey & the Smiths,
    > attempted to clamber through Jimmy Tarbucks cellar window, while wearing
    > what can only be described as women's clothes.
    > Apparently, he got his gusset caught on a rusty nail & plunged 3 feet
    > into Mr Tarbuck's rusty razor blade collection, severing an artery &
    > dying at the scene.
    > Can I be amongst those presently offering their sincerest condolences to
    > Bruce Forsyth, whose game of golf with Mr. Tarbuck has had to be postponed
    > until tomorrow morning.
    > Allegedly, Morrissey's recent decision to release You Are The Quarry
    > again, without any new tracks on it, has made Pete spin right round, like
    > a record, in his grave. Right round.

    idiot
     
  5. trout pout

    trout pout Guest

    > idiot

    Fuck you.
     
  6. L

    L Guest

    > Fuck you.

    no fuck you!
     
  7. trout pout

    trout pout Guest

    > no fuck you!
    No. Fuck you , you miserable excuse for a human being.
    i'm only trying to bring a bit of fun to this board, maybe it would be better if i went on about American politics til everyone died of boredom?
    what do you bring to this forum?
    So Fuck You you stinking old hoor.
     
  8. L

    L Guest

    > No. Fuck you , you miserable excuse for a human being.
    > i'm only trying to bring a bit of fun to this board, maybe it would be
    > better if i went on about American politics til everyone died of boredom?
    > what do you bring to this forum?
    > So Fuck You you stinking old hoor.

    excuse my ignorance but what's a hoor? don't mind being called one as long as i know what it actually is.
     
  9. trout pout

    trout pout Guest

    > excuse my ignorance but what's a hoor? don't mind being called one as long
    > as i know what it actually is.

    The dictionary definition is 'a filthy old trollop'.
     
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