Pre nappy nap AMA

[rifke]

Because I am the night, motherf***er.

if by "the night" you mean "a big f***ing chump"

 

[rifke]

wait.. are you a chump or are you a schlump?

or are you BOTH??

what say you?

 

[Arnold Friend]

wait.. are you a chump or are you a schlump?

or are you BOTH??

what say you?

I'd say this. Have a great night. I'm bored with this.

 

[rifke]

but both fit you so perfectly!!! im gonna make a poll!!

 

[Arnold Friend]

but both fit you so perfectly!!! im gonna make a poll!!

Oh. Oh no. Oh please don't. Oh gosh. Oh. Oh shit. Oh rifke please have mercy. Please don't make a poll. I just couldn't bear the abuse. Please reconsider. Please. I'm begging you. Please don't.

 

[rifke]

Oh. Oh no. Oh please don't. Oh gosh. Oh. Oh shit. Oh rifke please have mercy. Please don't make a poll. I just couldn't bear the abuse. Please reconsider. Please. I'm begging you. Please don't.

don't worry, you can vote in it too!!

 

[Arnold Friend]

don't worry, you can vote in it too!!

I vote that you need to get laid.

 

[rifke]

I vote that you need to get laid.

that wasn't a poll option

 

[Arnold Friend]

that wasn't a poll option

It's not one of your life options either

 

[rifke]

It's not one of your life options either

yuk yuk such an original wit!

 

[Arnold Friend]

yuk yuk such an original wit!

It's a gift.

**curtsies**
**farts**

 

[nothappynotsad]

@nothappynotsad what weight would you say is fat for someone who is 5'8?

Everyone carries weight differently so I couldn’t tell ya.