POST YOUR PANTS. here are mine:

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Re: It's a hard, chaste life.

> That IS me!

Well in that case, woof!!
 
Re: Oh, CANADA!!

> wooooo-hooooo!

> Now THOSE are nice

> your boyfriend is a BLESSED LUCKY man...

>

Why thank you darlin'. *blush*

P.S Correction: He WAS a lucky man. lol We um...kinda broke up. :o
 
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> Mmmm, nice carpet. Is it stone grey? marl?

LOL!
Good eye Patrick. Carpet expert are we?
 
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> LOL!
> Good eye Patrick. Carpet expert are we?

Well, I don't like to brag but let's just say I've been close to a few carpets in my time.
 
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> Well, I don't like to brag but let's just say I've been close to a few
> carpets in my time.

Oh my. Ok. Enough said. lol *changes the subject* So, how's about that weather?
 
Now THAT is a BOMBSHELL

> Why thank you darlin'. *blush*

-

> P.S Correction: He WAS a lucky man. lol We um...kinda broke up. :o

- WOW... your visit to L.A. for the Con in April will now be MUCH more interesting

best,

Jay
 
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> Oh my. Ok. Enough said. lol *changes the subject* So, how's about that
> weather?

I hope you don't think what I think you're thinking.

And the weather? That's something us brits never talk about. Sorry.
 
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> I hope you don't think what I think you're thinking.

> And the weather? That's something us brits never talk about. Sorry.

Hmmm...do you work in a carpet shop?
 
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> Hmmm...do you work in a carpet shop?

No no no.

Ok, I've kinda cut back in recent years, but there was a time when an over-consumption of stuff meant that I often failed to reach the bed.

I would awake hours later, cosily enveloped in the lush deep pile of a warm carpet.
Sometimes - just SOMETIMES,mind - I would also have a vivid recollection of a strange dream about a sasquatch. A female sasquatch, I hasten to add.

Jesus, who started all this carpet stuff anyway?
 
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> No no no.

> Ok, I've kinda cut back in recent years, but there was a time when an
> over-consumption of stuff meant that I often failed to reach the bed.

> I would awake hours later, cosily enveloped in the lush deep pile of a
> warm carpet.
> Sometimes - just SOMETIMES,mind - I would also have a vivid recollection
> of a strange dream about a sasquatch. A female sasquatch, I hasten to add.

> Jesus, who started all this carpet stuff anyway?

LMFAO!! OK -- it's official. This is my favorite thread ever! haha Carpets and undies. Gotta love it.
 
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> LMFAO!! OK -- it's official. This is my favorite thread ever! haha Carpets
> and undies. Gotta love it.

some clothes manufacturers should make undies out of old carpets...it could become a revelation. It could be really comfy....plus its a great way to recycle old carpet, Morrissey would no doubt approve.
 
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> some clothes manufacturers should make undies out of old carpets...it
> could become a revelation. It could be really comfy....plus its a great
> way to recycle old carpet, Morrissey would no doubt approve.

Great idea. A nice pair of Axminster undies would be a special treat. Especially in winter. I could have done with a few pairs of those last year in nova scotia.
Mmmmmm....carpet undies. Methinks I'm going to have a good dream tonight.
Night night.
 
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> Great idea. A nice pair of Axminster undies would be a special treat.
> Especially in winter. I could have done with a few pairs of those last
> year in nova scotia.
> Mmmmmm....carpet undies. Methinks I'm going to have a good dream tonight.
> Night night.

i dunno. i helped install the carpet in my bedroom once and the backside of it is rough and scratchy. now how about woolen undies? i know that's no good for the vegans, but at least they'd be warm.
 
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> i dunno. i helped install the carpet in my bedroom once and the backside
> of it is rough and scratchy.

Aye, true, but you would wear them inside out. Or outside in.
Or you could even wear them outside your jeans. Like superman.
The possibilities are endless. That's the beauty of them.
 

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