Re: Here ya go...
> Hmmm...do you work in a carpet shop?
No no no.
Ok, I've kinda cut back in recent years, but there was a time when an over-consumption of stuff meant that I often failed to reach the bed.
I would awake hours later, cosily enveloped in the lush deep pile of a warm carpet.
Sometimes - just SOMETIMES,mind - I would also have a vivid recollection of a strange dream about a sasquatch. A female sasquatch, I hasten to add.
Jesus, who started all this carpet stuff anyway?