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HIM

New Member
fkn morrissey fans
 

hatfull

HIM-full
*rolls up sleeves and gets ready to do some serious typing*

1) whoever that kid is who is kicking a football in the building's hall

2) Being kept waiting

3) Testing small children

4) Having to be restrained

5) My neighbour's taste in music

I'll be adding to this...
 

Stitchell

blah blah blah blah...
Heat Magazine

Cyclists on pavements

The Scottish Labour Party

Organised religion

The Sun newspaper

Apathy

War on Terror/Civil Liberties

Celebrity worship


Live 8

Piss weak token liberalism

Blogs
 
D

Dave

Guest
howard k stern
wet paint
broken sidewalk in Reno, Nevada
bruised rib
don't stand so close to me
men who name their dog's Jedi
day at the beach
 

Sir Alec

Anorak
Democrats

Republicans

People who have nothing better to do other than post their opinions in the internet

The system

Non dairy creamer

Fender for not making Jazzmasters left handed

Authority

People who use internet acronyms

People in general

West Saginaw st.

Pepsi
 

Chartres

New Member
Milk. Doors. Brown rugs. Cigarette smoke drenched carpets. Late mail. Seaguls. People who are too friendly. Cats. Small chain saws. Shots. Wind. Homeworks. Lack of coffee. American whisky. American alcohol. German "cognac". German drivers. Dutch drivers. A moose on the highway. A deer on a way.
 

Kewpie

Member
Moderator
Subscriber
Milk. Doors. Brown rugs. Cigarette smoke drenched carpets. Late mail. Seaguls. People who are too friendly. Cats. Small chain saws. Shots. Wind. Homeworks. Lack of coffee. American whisky. American alcohol. German "cognac". German drivers. Dutch drivers. A moose on the highway. A deer on a way.


Chartres, I thought you liked Jack Daniels. :p
 

Chartres

New Member
Chartres, I thought you liked Jack Daniels. :p

No, it just happens to be so that I often find myself in a situation where I have to choose between JD and vodka. I can't drink anything with vodka in it therefor it often get's to be JD, plus it's quite cheap (33 euros:S).

But it's a sour mash and I don't deteste it as much as bourbon.
 

Hellie

Lost
1)Grannies that tut in the shops when one of my offspring throws a tantrum and mutter about "not in my day" under their breath(next one that does it is gonna get biffed:mad:)
2)The dustmen that come at 5.45 every bloody Monday morning and it sounds like hell.hope that they get e-coli.
3)Any programmes on TV that involve the "Mob" or CSI type productions.
4)One particularly snooty set of neighbours I have that are considerably richer than me and look down their noses at the "have nots" in the street who lower the tone.Hope your brand new conservatory and rather poncy latticed effect "awning" gets burnt down.
5)The Morris dancing festival in town that is the most happening event that EVER happens here.I`d like to shove their bells where the sun does not shine.
6)Radio stations in the Uk that play constant crap.If I hear anything by Britney Spears or Westlife ever again i may consider going and living in the Outback.
7)Posh and Becks...Dear Lord please deliver us from such odious pointless "humans".
8)War
9)Carnivores
10)Vivisection.....
11)the Royal Family
12)R&B.......all in no particular order.
 

Busy Clippers

New Member
well, just a quick little one since you asked so nicely:

hate
global warming
mayonnaise
institutionalization
WalMart
improperly pruned trees
the way that Leslie Gore songs are all true at least once in your life
bureaucrats
caged birds
pharmaceutical ads
the knot in my stomach
public toilets
homewreckers
touch screen voting
cancer
liars, especially well intentioned liars
bacon
The NFL
chewing gum under tables
permission
learned helplessness
change for change's sake
factory farms
false friends
puppy mills
betrayal
cheap perfume
deadlines
being used
plastic carrier bags
dental discount plans
bowling alleys
parental neglect
postage
general anesthesia
utility bills

and I left one off, it's better that way.
 
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