If we were on a sled being chased by wolves, I'd throw Bored and Karin first and hope they got full before I had to let them have Kewpie.
On the other hand, I've always said that, as much as Kewpie can do no wrong in my book, in real life we'd probably wind up with our hands around each other's necks, gripping quite tightly.
Just joking Kewp!