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[Deleted member 29227]

I'm going to blow my own trumpet. I've clawed my way through life. I've complained about it a lot of the time, but I'm still here. I'm damded proud of myself for getting here. I'm 51 years old and I struggled through every second of it. I'm still here.

Under the circumstances, I have just the song for you. Enjoy:



I just wanna say
I haven't been away
I'm still right here
Where I always was

 

[Deleted member 29227]

Followed by this:



Walk right up to the microphone
And name
All the things you love
All the things that you loathe

 

[ThePoliticalRevolution]

A girl served me with tight leather trousers on. Not interested, of course, but I told her she could wear leather. If you're gonna accentuate your body parts, be prepared for comments. Don't act naive.

LOL omg

 

[ThePoliticalRevolution]

That's what amazes me about me. I've not got anyone to talk to at the end of the day. I've nobody to tell me what's right or wrong or how to behave, I've no signposts. I've found my own. And, surprisingly, I've managed to stay within the law.

Bitch,HULLO, AM I CHOPPED QUORN?

 

[ThePoliticalRevolution]

Honey go to bed.

 

[countthree]

Is this a real voice?

 

[Light Housework]

Is this a real voice?

What does your red balloon avatar mean?

 

[Light Housework]

I just googled the meaning of red balloons.

 

[ThePoliticalRevolution]

Is this a real voice?

OBVIOUSLY IT IS.

 

[countthree]

What does your red balloon avatar mean?

Le Ballon Rouge, of course.

 

[countthree]

I just googled the meaning of red balloons.

WOW, I'm glad I didn't google it before. Anyway, I'm glad to bring to the memory a beautiful film in times when everything is twisted, ruined and perverted. Let's elevate our souls and forget spiritual ugliness at least for a while.

 

[countthree]

OBVIOUSLY IT IS.

Is it obvious?

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

The future of concerts? Fans rock out inside plastic bubbles

Footage from the performance shows people inside 100 inflatable orbs. The event in Oklahoma City Monday was said to be a test run for future concerts.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Anonymous]

LH taking a backhanded swipe aimed at Fake C.
leading to a self defense psycho babble from Fake C.

Kmart 'workers' are swipers
no cartoon painters are glommers

Light Housework grabbed FC's only shoe as collateral for his priceless $5 psychobabble. FC said he was going to get even but did not realize he was now limp free. Because he showed no gratitude to Light Housework, his ungrateful heart gave the St. George News a hundredfold in return.

 

[The.Truth.]

 

[Light Housework]

Dogs just wanna have fun.

 

[The.Truth.]

r/AskUK - What does 'You've got a nice cake bruv' mean?

1,241 votes and 179 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

 

[Vegan Cro Spirit 555]

FC i believe there is trouble on aisle 6
yes again, time to grab the mop

 

[Light Housework]

I'm having a Smiths blowout on the jukebox in a bar in Hucknall. Full blast. I'm increasingly liking The Queen Is Dead at full volume. I don't usually like that song. I told the bar girl I was fed up of all this debauchery and working from home hungover. It has to stop. She said 'I won't give you anymore then' I told her in desperate tones 'no, I've changed my mind, I'm happy with the debauchery'

Take up watercolor painting.

 

[Deleted member 29227]

I'm having a Smiths blowout on the jukebox in a bar in Hucknall. Full blast. I'm increasingly liking The Queen Is Dead at full volume. I don't usually like that song. I told the bar girl I was fed up of all this debauchery and working from home hungover. It has to stop. She said 'I won't give you anymore then' I told her in desperate tones 'no, I've changed my mind, I'm happy with the debauchery'

This is the last song I will ever sing
(Hurray)
No, I've changed my mind again
(Awwww)
Goodnight and thank you