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[nicky wire's legs]

I love how neil always looks like something so much as picking up a pencil would exhaust him. so hot. don't worry, neil, ill pick up your pencil for you! ill pick up ALL your pencils for you.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I’m not watching anything from SNL that isn’t pre 1998.

 

[The Truth]

I had an uncle Paul. When I was in high school my grandmother kept telling me to ask him for a summer job, so I did but he didn't hire me. I assumed he just didn't need help. But then I was at my grandmother's house and he dropped by. The three of us were sitting there and he told her that I had asked for a job but that he didn't hire me because he didn't think I really wanted to work. It was a good lesson really to see a person with a character like that who can't just simply say it to your face but will say it to someone else using them as a buffer.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I had an uncle Paul. When I was in high school my grandmother kept telling me to ask him for a summer job, so I did but he didn't hire me. I assumed he just didn't need help. But then I was at my grandmother's house and he dropped by. The three of us were sitting there and he told her that I had asked for a job but that he didn't hire me because he didn't think I really wanted to work. It was a good lesson really to see a person with a character like that who can't just simply say it to your face but will say it to someone else using them as a buffer.

Rifke says shut up.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Rifke says shut up.

and what I say goes!

 

[Famous when dead]

Seeing:

Thinking:
19 years - good grief.
Regards,
FWD.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

and what I say goes!

Rifke’s stern.

 

[Anonymous]

I’m not watching anything from SNL that isn’t pre 1998.

Shame!

I'm not watching anything after Trump got elected.

 

[Anonymous]

10 hours of sleep and tomorrow we get out into the concrete jungle to buy groceries for Christmas and New Year. I will probably spread the flu or whatever this is to everyone shopping there. Like some kind of virus terrorist.

 

[Anonymous]

A hysterical Pilla is setting the menu for Christmas and New Year in the kitchen now. Not impressed with me not approving of it and making changes.

But we have a deal and now she can write down the menu on the whyteboard cause she absulotely hates it when I go "what's for dinner today" so the board is a compromise.

But I still stand in the bathroom sometimes yelling "what's for dinner today" and it drives her nuts.

Even her sighs are cute.

 

[Anonymous]

Congrats to the orange one on winning the american election a year ahead of time tonight and never have 4 more years been more guaranteed.

 

[Anonymous]

Going for broke civil unrest in USA roads to Washington will be blocked. So that was the plan.

 

[Anonymous]

If you nurture communists and give them a tit they will bite off the nipples.

American civil war 2020.

 

[ThePoliticalRevolution]

I think we're gonna do some fun shit this year.

I love to live dangerously. I really do

 

[Anonymous]

I think we're gonna do some fun shit this year.

I love to live dangerously. I really do

Gotta get a move on. Not much left of it.

 

[ThePoliticalRevolution]

Gotta get a move on. Not much left of it.

I meant 2020

 

[nicky wire's legs]

I meant 2020

I hope we're gonna do fun shit this year! it's been ages since ive done fun shit.

 

[The Truth]

I wrapped up a gold tin of Quality Street in gold wrapping paper. What was the POINT?

Discontinued varieties[edit]

• Purple One (the original 'Purple One' with Brazil nut, replaced with hazelnut version)

There is a very offensive slang term in the US for Brazil nuts. Maybe that's why they were replaced.

 

[The Truth]

Why do you call candy "sweets," while we're on the subject?

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Why do you call candy "sweets," while we're on the subject?

They should be called Vivians...because I am sweet!