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i love dougie so f***ing much

 
It's the poplar fluff season, the stuff is lying and (what is worse) flying everywhere carrying pollen from other trees and dust and sticking to your sweaty face and makeup. Yikes. :(
 
for anyone who didnt see it, my honey bunny is NOT fat. however, he IS a bit of a whigger! thats okay, i sort of suspected he would be!
See it? And whattahell is a whigger?
 
Nuthin'! :oops:

I would like to state for the record that I never thought my honey bunny would be a big fat fatty, because I always just assumed he led a mostly joyless life, eating nothing but gruel and beans and rice.
Oh, wait! I get it! But is he really? He seems far too rigid and autistic.

Yeah, he’s either that or a big fat fatty who stuffs his face with chips and sweets in front of his computer all the live long day.
 
Oh, wait! I get it! But is he really? He seems far too rigid and autistic.

Yeah, he’s either that or a big fat fatty who stuffs his face with chips and sweets in front of his computer all the live long day.
no, that's me :lbf: as it so happens ive seen a picture of the notorious B.T.H. and he aint no big fat fatty. as for being a wigger, he does look like eminem might be his style muse. id think you'd have to be autistic to be a wigger, dont you? autists are the only people who could take themselves seriously as wiggers, surely.
 
no, that's me :lbf: as it so happens ive seen a picture of the notorious B.T.H. and he aint no big fat fatty. as for being a wigger, he does look like eminem might be his style muse. id think you'd have to be autistic to be a wigger, dont you? autists are the only people who could take themselves seriously as wiggers, surely.
You at least have wit. And f***ing hell, you might be on to something here…! 😅 Maybe he is.
 
Having translated 30 songs in less than 2 months may make one feel like she has her stuff together and can achieve something in life (even if that's untrue!) :guitar:
 
I thought calling that bloke a “stupid sod” was rather unbecoming. I mean that yasss kween embarrassed himself enough with his argument, Dougie didn’t have to resort to personal insults.
i thought it was refreshing! because surely dougie would know that it was unbecoming behaviour too and yet he did it anyway! and i love how it was preceded by that laugh of indomitable grandeur. im quite convinced that not only is dougie brilliant but he's also a comedic genius.
 
Also, laughing at Malarkey’s rabid downvoting of every Douglas Murray mention on here, completely ignoring the fact that Morrissey himself has endorsed him and told everyone to read The Strange Death of Europe.
 
Also, laughing at Malarkey’s rabid downvoting of every Douglas Murray mention on here, completely ignoring the fact that Morrissey himself has endorsed him and told everyone to read The Strange Death of Europe.
its the big red button of doom,always liked douglas murray,doesnt matter the subject he is always calm and measured and doesnt raise his voice.
 
and HILARIOUS!!!! i never laugh so much as when i listen to dougie speak

My favourite Dougie interview was when they were discussing whether or not it was homophobic to ask the question if two men can have babies, and he said it's a fact of life that two men can't make babies and there's nothing homophobic about stating that, and then he paused and got that devilish grin and said: "Doesn't mean we can't keep trying." :lbf:
 
Also, laughing at Malarkey’s rabid downvoting of every Douglas Murray mention on here, completely ignoring the fact that Morrissey himself has endorsed him and told everyone to read The Strange Death of Europe.

I haven't ignored the one time Morrissey has ever mentioned shit-stirring Douglas Murray.

Murray's New Culture Forum connections were instructive. 🙄
 
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