Barking
Boomerrissey Bored Me
You're in luck, it's one of the few desserts I'm not very fond of.you are welcome to have a bite out of my creme brulee but only if you ask nicely.
But thanks for the offer, you're a very polite revolution!
You're in luck, it's one of the few desserts I'm not very fond of.you are welcome to have a bite out of my creme brulee but only if you ask nicely.
polite in the sheets, political in the streets, babe.You're in luck, it's one of the few desserts I'm not very fond of.
But thanks for the offer, you're a very polite revolution!
I have no idea what polite in the sheets means. I guess that means not farting in bed. Although better out than in, as I always say.
Me too! Well lots of other foods too, come to think of it.
forgot to say, if you see the prez as you planned, try saving as many elephants in Uganda as you can before slapping him for me.
Thanx.
You just think i'm fat. hmmmmmf.I totally would as I think that'd look stylish but
-I have a bad back
-I am not in the vicinity.
But best of luck. Wear trainers
drink some green juice, babe. i'm going to the flea market now! c ya l8ter!I have no idea what you look like, you just told me you're a Samaritan, I don't think Samaritans eat that much, do they...
I'm just a bit weak at the mo, low iron, you know, nothing personal.
stop being such a jealous bitch, and go make some friends off line.i cant wait til you're put on time out again!
well my sister and i had a fight, and ill likely never speak to her again because im sick of her overly defensive shit that makes you have to walk on egg shells around her, meanwhile she can regularly say all manner of offensive shit which no one is allowed to push back against or be offended by.
we were going to buy her a birthday present, and she made some comment about how she didnt get her kids vaccinated as if she were like some kind of free thinking rebel for it. and im like "but i thought you did?" and she's like "oh yeah, they got the covid vaccine, but i never got them vaccinated when they were born." and im like "what the f*** sense does that make?" and she's like "they wanted it, it's their body, their choice" and im like "but you dont let them do everything they want" and she's like "you dont have to make me feel bad" and im like "im not trying to, i just find it surprising."
that's literally all that was initially said. then in the shop, she starts CRYING and is like "dont buy me a present, i dont want anything" and im like "okay, whatever." and she's like "you have no right to talk to me that way." and im like "i just said it was surprising." and she's like, "it was a strange time okay?" and im like "well, i didnt lose my head" (what i didnt say was that the part that was STRANGE about it was NOT that politicians are corrupt or that some people would use it as a power grab, but the fact that ordinary people like her willingly and knowingly went along with it). and she was like "okay im done" and walks out and abandons me in the shop without a ride home. so i went and bought ice cream and a coffee and walked home.
then i sent her a bunch of nasty messages about how she's a lousy sister and how her husband is a f***ing dud and how she's just like our dad. then i blocked her number.
what a f***ing lame-o. im going to spend the money for her present on mountains of battenburg cake.