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When I used to work for one of the bands I worked for, there was this grimey woman who used to hang around all the time, she was a groupie. No one wanted to be around her unless one of the guys wanted a quick bj or something, so she used to follow everyone around trying to insert herself into conversations or run along after people who were going to grab a bite to eat and invite herself. There were so many times my husband and I would be hanging around before a show at the venue talking about something and she would just come over to us and stare at us until one of us acknowledged her. Eventually, we just started walking away from her and she would not get the hint, like at all. She always had weed on her and she was always high and she would start telling me things like well, I smoked too much weed and I don't want to drive home and I will have to sleep in my car tonight if you don't let me crash at your house. I told her she really needs to learn how to plan ahead and refused to let her near my house. She was sort of a low level person, worked in a deli, complained about it all the time, rented a room, and literally had no life skills. She was the underachiever in her family, her brothers are both highly educated and have prestigious careers. She would never stop trying to start trouble among the people around the band and even with the band, everything with her was drama. I was completely avoiding her for a while and it was just so pathetic how she would constantly try to get my attention and then it got really weird. She started thinking things I did were about her, even tho I was completely avoiding her. She would make up scenarios in her head about me doing xyz and it was because of her and repeating this to people who became alarmed and started to tell me about it. Things got weirder and weirder and then one day I was at a party and someone asked me how things were going with the band. I mentioned this woman and it turns out that the person I am talking to has mutual friends with her and gave me a gigantic ton of dirt on her and I used every bit of it and got rid of her. Life is funny sometimes.