sexily aging 90's britpop stars > irish wiggers
oh my god, you guys. there's this old chinese guy that comes into my work. always in a bike helmet--which i guess probably has a practical purpose but it makes him look like a crazy asian. he doesnt speak english very well, is always trying to get deals, and just generally makes a bit of a nuisance of himself. ive always been nice to him though cause he's kind of funny and not offensive in any way. anyway, today he got my attention and then handed me what i thought was this wad of paper which i thought he wanted me to recycle, becuase it would be just like him. but then he told me it was a table cloth from his country, and im like "what do you want me to do with it?" and he said he wanted me to have it because im always so "warm" (see people: im NICE). isnt that just the sweetest thing?!?!? made my day! chinese people are great, especially the whacky ones. the ccp may be a bunch of jerks but all the chinese people ive ever known have always been the nicest, most generous people.