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oh my god, you guys. there's this old chinese guy that comes into my work. always in a bike helmet--which i guess probably has a practical purpose but it makes him look like a crazy asian. he doesnt speak english very well, is always trying to get deals, and just generally makes a bit of a nuisance of himself. ive always been nice to him though cause he's kind of funny and not offensive in any way. anyway, today he got my attention and then handed me what i thought was this wad of paper which i thought he wanted me to recycle, becuase it would be just like him. but then he told me it was a table cloth from his country, and im like "what do you want me to do with it?" and he said he wanted me to have it because im always so "warm" (see people: im NICE). isnt that just the sweetest thing?!?!? made my day! chinese people are great, especially the whacky ones. the ccp may be a bunch of jerks but all the chinese people ive ever known have always been the nicest, most generous people.
 
Very demure. Although B.S., I'd be careful what you suggest to light housework. She'll take it as a commission and once she's done painting a crummy picture she'll say "that'll be 80 dollars please!"

It's some grift she's got going: she takes money from the government to buy paints and to sit around painting all day, and then she charges people for her unexceptional efforts.

You'd think she'd feel like she had been given enough pity money.
 
Very demure. Although B.S., I'd be careful what you suggest to light housework. She'll take it as a commission and once she's done painting a crummy picture she'll say "that'll be 80 dollars please!"

It's some grift she's got going: she takes money from the government to buy paints and to sit around painting all day, and then she charges people for her unexceptional efforts.

You'd think she'd feel like she had been given enough pity money.
I'm not going to get into bickering with you, you louse. You liar.
 
The only thing she said that is true is that I'm on the dole. The rest, is a frame up.
I don’t know what she has said Shazz as I’ve got the olde scrubber on ignore.
Don’t listen to what SHE has to say,
You know she gets her fun from winding you up.
Your not on the dole, you have an illness what’s HER excuse ???

She has to work 15 hour shifts in the Dollar store ...
And when all the electricity bills are sky high, and she can’t afford to pay her bills....Who will she turn to Shazzzz...
Yes, you guessed.... DADDY☎️ For more Dollars..

She’s utter Scum along with her gang of paupers . Big Frank has given her the elbow as well....
I just sat back and watched it all fall apart as it inevitably would.....

Rifkie is the sort that would take an egg from a blind chicken....

Keep well away Shazzz
Your a lot better than HER.
 
I don’t know what she has said Shazz as I’ve got the olde scrubber on ignore.
Don’t listen to what SHE has to say,
You know she gets her fun from winding you up.
Your not on the dole, you have an illness what’s HER excuse ???

She has to work 15 hour shifts in the Dollar store ...
And when all the electricity bills are sky high, and she can’t afford to pay her bills....Who will she turn to Shazzzz...
Yes, you guessed.... DADDY☎️ For more Dollars..

She’s utter Scum along with her gang of paupers . Big Frank has given her the elbow as well....
I just sat back and watched it all fall apart as it inevitably would.....

Rifkie is the sort that would take an egg from a blind chicken....

Keep well away Shazzz
Your a lot better than HER.
Yes I saw that, where she revealed her true colors, and Phranc caught on. He's not stupid.
 
Yes I saw that, where she revealed her true colors, and Phranc caught on. He's not stupid.
I find Frank to be a clever man, informative, and well mannered.

I can only think he had a slight blip in his judgment to even think about getting tangled up with the likes of her.
Anyhow... it’s bed time
And remember to keep well away
From frosty knickers ...
Tat ta then 😇
 
Very demure. Although B.S., I'd be careful what you suggest to light housework. She'll take it as a commission and once she's done painting a crummy picture she'll say "that'll be 80 dollars please!"

It's some grift she's got going: she takes money from the government to buy paints and to sit around painting all day, and then she charges people for her unexceptional efforts.

You'd think she'd feel like she had been given enough pity money.
You turn life into a soap opera.
 
Oscar Wilde's deathbed conversion . . . and Morrissey.
 
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