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This Canadian from some oil field in Alberta asked if he asked me a question if I wouldn't laugh and I said I wouldn't. He asked "have you ever seen a black person in real life?" I don't know if he thought they didn't really exist or what.
 

rifke

none of that twee shite
This Canadian from some oil field in Alberta asked if he asked me a question if I wouldn't laugh and I said I wouldn't. He asked "have you ever seen a black person in real life?" I don't know if he thought they didn't really exist or what.
there arent that many in western canada. there's more where i live but still not a lot. i dont think i ever went to school with any, for example. lots of asians though.
 

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The most recent large wild animal I saw was a sea lion. It was on the dock by my friend's boat and I thought they were friendly like seals so I got close. This man got really mad and yelled "that f***ing thing would snap your leg!' But it didn't. It just grunted.
 

rifke

none of that twee shite
The most recent large wild animal I saw was a sea lion. It was on the dock by my friend's boat and I thought they were friendly like seals so I got close. This man got really mad and yelled "that f***ing thing would snap your leg!' But it didn't. It just grunted.
yeah, sea lions arent so chill.
 

rifke

none of that twee shite
As a small child I was carried away by an eagle and didn't return for three years.
my dad hit an eagle with his car. his car was totaled and he got the eagel stuffed. you saw the picture.

as a small child, a swan tried to pull me into his underground kingdom beneath the water but ultimately decided that i didnt have what it took to be swan empress so he rejected me, to my parents relief.
 

rifke

none of that twee shite
I saw the picture? No. I'm not saying I don't believe your dad would have an eagle "stuffed" but this is new information.
well, he did. he had to jump through major hoops to do it though because as bald eagles are endangered it's illegal to have a stuffed one. so he's one of the only people in the world who has one, and when he dies it has to go back to the government.
 

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The most recent large wild animal I saw was Robby. It was on the dock by my friend's boat and I thought they were friendly like seals so I got close. This man got really mad and yelled "that f***ing thing would snap your leg!' But it didn't. It just grunted.
 
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Vegan Cro Spirit .888

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instead of robocopping one day a month and live in squalid housing dwelling conditions why
not join the vicars?:)
you can drink your fredos there all day and night, and even marry another fredo drinking vicar🥳
no work. diddling and fredoing 24/7. no bible, guardian🛠️
you can go dancing at the pub with the other vicars 👯‍♀️with the fredos paid for by the dimwit vicar flock:sheep:
🙇‍♀️

:hammer:
 

Janice

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instead of robocopping one day a month and live in squalid housing dwelling conditions why
not join the vicars?:)
you can drink your fredos there all day and night, and even marry another fredo drinking vicar🥳
no work. diddling and fredoing 24/7. no bible, guardian🛠️
you can go dancing at the pub with the other vicars 👯‍♀️with the fredos paid for by the dimwit vicar flock:sheep:
🙇‍♀️

:hammer:
Peeps, I can confirm 👆Is the original Skinny Troll.🤒
If you’re going to use words such as “Squalid Housing Dwelling” at least insert them into the correct context so they makes sense.
Is it lamping tonight for the lampooned one? 👨‍🌾
 

Carlislebaz

Cock of the north
Peeps, I can confirm 👆Is the original Skinny Troll.🤒
If you’re going to use words such as “Squalid Housing Dwelling” at least insert them into the correct context so they makes sense.
Is it lamping tonight for the lampooned one? 👨‍🌾
excellent work Janice ....🙄

You’ve highlighted Cros poor education and upbringing issues.

Lack of education due to Hogg farming from the age of Two.

Poor personnel relationships
Due to various women escaping
From shackles > Jolene, Linda
From the Reynolds girls.
 
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