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FC, how about the movie ending with some dude talking about how back in the day when roman general was given a victory parade for winning a war, they put a dude in his chariot, who would whisper in his ear "beware of velcro's who sing false praise" :hammer:
 

Light Housework

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I don't like The Beatles or The Rolling Stones, though I went to a Stones concert in Montreal several decades ago, because a boyfriend took me to see them. All I got out of it was to notice that Mick looked very old, on the big screen. I can't say I enjoyed myself there at all.
 

Light Housework

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I was working as a stripper in a club in Toronto, an Italian run bar with almost exclusively regulars who were all Italian. The House of Lancaster. A guy who looked like Jagger sat alone at a table one time. I began to approach him to hustle a table dance, and he told me to f*** off vehemently.
 

Light Housework

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Maybe they weren't Italian, but Greek. I had always thought they were Italian, but Google tells me "House of Lancaster is classic seediness in a still-seedy neighbourhood (Bloor and Lansdowne). The late owner,Terry Koumoudouros, was heavily involved in local ...".
 

Light Housework

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There were two House of Lancaster strip clubs at the time. I worked at them both. So, that's a Greek name, after all. They used to pay $50 a shift, and provide a hotel room. I rarely got table dances there, so I was working for peanuts 🥜
 

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rifke

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I don't like The Beatles or The Rolling Stones, though I went to a Stones concert in Montreal several decades ago, because a boyfriend took me to see them. All I got out of it was to notice that Mick looked very old, on the big screen. I can't say I enjoyed myself there at all.
at what point during the date did he rape you?
 

The.Truth.

about Ruth
I dreamed that I was at this restaurant with another person. We ordered salad and they brought this piece of a tree. It was like the end of a branch with all the twigs and leaves attached. There was some vinegar and oil so I used that and started eating the leaves. I was eating with my hands because they didn't provide any trimming clippers or anything. After I'd eaten some of the leaves the person I was with snapped off a twig and started eating it. It turned out that the whole thing had been marinated I guess to make it soft enough to chew. So we sat there and ate these ends of branches. It had an herbal kind of "Italian seasoning" taste.
 

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I dreamed that I was at this restaurant with another person. We ordered salad and they brought this piece of a tree. It was like the end of a branch with all the twigs and leaves attached. There was some vinegar and oil so I used that and started eating the leaves. I was eating with my hands because they didn't provide any trimming clippers or anything. After I'd eaten some of the leaves the person I was with snapped off a twig and started eating it. It turned out that the whole thing had been marinated I guess to make it soft enough to chew. So we sat there and ate these ends of branches. It had an herbal kind of "Italian seasoning" taste.
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