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Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by virtually dead, Sep 16, 2006.

  1. rifke

    rifke queen of the universe

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    it's like, on the one hand im happy that I can make such a clean break. otherwise I might not do this. but on the other hand, after so many years spent here in this city I shouldn't be able to make such a clean break, as though I never existed here at all. it's a little sad. it's partly my fault, for not making an effort, but then I don't feel like I belonged here in the first place, and any effort will only get you so far in a place you don't belong.

    anyway, that's amazing news, bun bun! tell your man that i think that's amazing! I love that he's not rigid and has the right priorities. <3
     
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  2. rifke

    rifke queen of the universe

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    it's about time you showered me with gifts!!!!! im SO deserving!!!
     
  3. drag me down

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  4. rifke

    rifke queen of the universe

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    my computer seems to be on the fritz (is that what the term is?). the good news is I have it in my budget to buy another one. but the thing is I don't want to buy one at least until I get to Vancouver because I have enough stuff to take as it is. so if my computer just stops working and you dont hear from me in the next couple of weeks, i haven't died! (unless of course my housemates kill me in that time, which could happen)
     
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  5. drag me down

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    Well done for signing off at work, Rifke.
     
  6. Anonymous

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    I don't have a single Blacksmits merchandise but a cap would be cool. Might buy one at the final.

    When you couldn't bicker with me about football you turn to this but in fairness you just want me to be here more and has missed me in recent days.

    Imagine when I go on hoiday, what will you do with yourself?
     
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  8. Anonymous

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    "Eskilstuna has been a town of iron working and smithery ever since the sixteenth century"

    Yeah huge fans of The Smiths long before they came about.

    https://books.google.se/books?id=Q3...epage&q=eskilstuna town of the smiths&f=false

    On Google you used to be able to find a postcard saying "Eskilstuna town of the smiths".

    Smiffs smiffs smiffs

    I'll fook off now can't stand you kids with your bitter plans for work and leisure coming to fook all when what you lack is freedom and money and even basic health. You nibble on a cracker and feel full.

    "I quit my day job today hooray me" but we told you DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB.

    I can see this ending in NZ on Bhops couch. He'll have his work cut out trying to fix a delusional woman with daddy issues.
     
  9. Anonymous

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    Draggie's IT consultant:

    https://www.morrissey-solo.com/thre...rrissey-in-commercial.144719/#post-1987207252

    Microsoft for those that have a brain and can work things out themselves not fucked up by group therapy at kindergarten.

    Apple if you prefer eating one and is a shit for brains leftie who was told at kindergarten you are special and can become whoever you want to be.

    Well you fooking can't in a world of nepotism so unless your parents are working at some well paid job already you just need to realise you are indeed fooked for life.

    Repeat after me:

    "Fook my life".

    Again

    "Fook my life".

    We will now move on to how to become a bitter loser spending all your time online WHEN YOU ARE ON FOOKING VACATION ON THE GREEK ISLAND OF WANK ON US TRYING TO CURE A SEVERE ILLNESS BUT YET TRY TO GIVE SUPPORT TO A MENTAL WRECK AND REJECT OF HUMANITY IN CANADA.

    WILL THIS EVER STOP I NEED TO GO OUT AND SCREAM!!!!!!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

    I need that holiday now.
     
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  10. Anonymous

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    Give me you addy and I will send you some Smederna merchandise and of course this is what I wear all year round.

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    If you are nice Pilla's bro can send you his auto and more signed merchandise and things. I might even be able to make him call you and wish your family a merry xmas singing a Blacksmiths song.

    The best xmas ever!

    Not taking the piss here, giving it away for free. How does that grab ya oh bodhidharma?

    My cunt is closed till Easter.
     
  11. Anonymous

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    Haircut for lefties women:

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  12. Anonymous

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    I never look in the photography thread unless I make the mistake of posting a picture in there myself. If 12 slack on the crack has been there I avoid it like the plague.

    There is only so much gayness a straight man can take and when everything is white including the noses of the people present there it becomes a bit of a overkill somehow.

    I am not gonna claim that all the bad kind of sugar in baklava made him sick but it did. His new fantasy is that his "partner" (new word for 5th rebound) is booked until May and will then (laugh hysterically) be able to take half a year off cause yeah it is very likely someone who started their own business can like log off in May and stay away from work for June, July, August (yawn), September (hang on), October and November and THEN when December looms large and people get fook all done cause of xmas he will suddenly announce that he is back in business again.

    Where does these idiots get these fantasies from and when will they just be ok with the money they have and realise that for them to have that money they have no freedom at all UNLESS they go on sick leave and lets the swedish tax payer pick up the tab for two weeks of loitering on the greek island of Wank On Us.

    If you wear white in Greece no one will be able to spot ya so when back home please make fooking sure to switch to new clothes that make you blend in with the wallpaper.

    Sayonara!
     
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  13. Anonymous

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    Campeones Campeones ole' ole' ole'

    We beat them at home and we beat them away
    we kill any bastards that gets in our way
    we are the pride of all Europe
    the cock of the north
    we hate Gothenburg and Stockholm of course
    we are the blacksmiths without any doubt
    we are the Eskilstuna boys
    la la la
    la la la la la
    la la la la la
    ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

    You americans will leg it cause you cannot fooking fight
    you hide behind pizzas in the stands all night
    you sell your own mother for a fiver in town
    you're all on drugs and you always look down

    fook off dead americans
    in body bags you are
    rotting away like your country
    taken over by muslims
    they shit on your star
     
  14. Anonymous

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    We lift that trophy every year
    we thrive on challenge and know no fear

    we are Eskilstuna made of steel
    this is how we feel

    ja ja ja
    Eskilstuna Eskilstuna
    better than the rest
    put us to the test

    we lift that trophy every year
    it is here to stay
    from stand to stand the crowd sway
    singing hip hip hooray

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    Headlines printed already with 2019 and 2020 and 2021 and 2022 and so on.

    You have Poole (spit and drool)
    shit sides from Bristol
    you have lost your country now
    but Eskilstuna never dies
     
  15. Anonymous

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    Old computer tower and old CRT screen that looks like a tv with no ambition.

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    Gift from your dad when he was done with it and you so technically he gave you two gifts, a computer and a pregnancy.

    "Oh it is cold here in Canada let me warm the elephant in you".

    "Ok dad I trust you".
     
  16. The Truth

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    Yes URBAN, get it all out of your system so you can tell everyone again that life is too short to treat each other unkindly and we must all be on our best behavior.
     
  17. Anonymous

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    LOL

    I bow downed to your wish to keep this place hateful. But I don't hate anyone here. Not taking the piss, giving it away.
     
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  18. !Viva Hate!

    !Viva Hate! The Queen of Solo

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    Please keep your piss away from me.
     
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  19. Anonymous

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    the plastic trophy will break when it is dropped on the ground. lol i will throw the eskilstuna shirt on the ground for the dog to sleep on. lol
     
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  20. 12" on the slack

    12" on the slack outrightly laughing

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    He was just tired of his employer taking half his income - pretty much for their name only. It is he who has done the work, he who has built relations... He is just tired of working for someone else. So he will be doing what he is doing now but he will be his own boss, he can choose his clients himself and he will be earning twice as much.

    I think when you leave a job or a city it becomes so obvious how replaceable you are, and how unimportant in the big scheme of things. The realisation that life goes on without you ... that’s not a good feeling. (Oh, BTW I don’t want to get old either!)

    BUT the important question isn’t what you can do for Victoria or Vancouver or London but what they can do for you. I have no doubt you will find greater fulfillment in a place like Vancouver or London.
     
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