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!Viva Hate! said:
Oh sorry. I’ll remove the big sweaty shlong now. Can you talk or does your jaw hurt?
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does your schlong hurt? I have big teeth you know. I am a bunny!
 
bhops said:
Keep stalking me dude but trust me, its going........... nowhere.

Oh and did you really think I was talking seriously to 12" Please tell me you're not that stupid. I mean C'MON surely Viva, Scanty and Urbs can't be the only 3 people to understand a wind-up???
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I’m commenting on this post because I see my name in it! :tongueout: Is this a wind up? Dunno. Maybe I’ve spent so much time winding other people up that I ended up winding myself up as well? :frowning:
 
!Viva Hate! said:
I’m commenting on this post because I see my name in it! :tongueout: Is this a wind up? Dunno. Maybe I’ve spent so much time winding other people up that I ended up winding myself up as well? :frowning:
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At this point it's hard to tell who is winding up whom, it's like that Abbott & Costello sketch, who's on second :lbf:
 
ThePoliticalRevolution said:
this is inappropriate
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i know. i know, poli, i am ashamed. it's just that, remember that conversation we were having about whether you lick or bite your ice cream? well, it's like that. whenever i find myself with schlong in my mouth I ALWAYS bite. but don't blame me, im just a bunny! *shrug* besides you're the one who's always going on about how much you LOOooooooooOOOOOoooove sex with men! you think I don't find that inappropriate?! people should only be having sex with their own kind!
 
rifke said:
i know. i know, poli, i am ashamed. it's just that, remember that conversation we were having about whether you lick or bite your ice cream? well, it's like that. whenever i find myself with schlong in my mouth I ALWAYS bite. but don't blame me, im just a bunny! *shrug* besides you're the one who's always going on about how much you LOOooooooooOOOOOoooove sex with men! you think I don't find that inappropriate?! people should only be having sex with their own kind!
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I'm lamenting the death of the British welfare state in another thread. So, you go ahead and suck on whatever you want. I'll be multitasking in the pedicure chair.
 
Reading: random Facebook comments suggesting You're Gonna Need... was sound checked.
Thinking: seeing is believing :)
Regards,
FWD.
 
Post about trauma, get laughed at. Post about good times, get a jealous reaction. I'm just not posting about either. I'll confide in my offline friends and my mental health workers.
 
There's a sweet woman around where I live, who I saw walking her dog, and the dog decided to lay down on the grass beside the sidewalk. Instead of yanking him forward, she squatted to pet him. I like her.
 

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