Can't stand ya
I am quite normal as is my mom.
I am not normal, average, etc. either.
Contradicting yourself as usual, this time doing so literally within the space of five minutes. At least in the past you had the ability to leave longer spaces of time between your contradictory messages, perhaps your capability of making your lies/half-truths/fabrications/contradictions not as obvious has diminished as you've got older, in Trump-esque fashion.