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How can you tell if people have been brain damaged from too much Netflix?

First off they tend to be too old to use violence and be rude but they're inspired by films and series and think they can be the same

They think you can act in real life like they do on tv

They identify with characters which makes them buy certain fashion to signal how hard they are (that Sons of Anarchy vest looks so cool on tv but not in the store)

They drive cars that people in films drive which means a pick up truck is all of a sudden an option

They suddenly get interested in hunting but the limit that you can only shoot animals makes them disappointed

They know all legal stuff and more from the internetz

They mimic the style of characters on tv so looking tough makes you tough even if they are a 60 year old woman with grey hair

They know what to do in tough situations from what characters on Netflix did

They hate white trash but have been transformed into WT by TV

They can become whatever they want despite having been the same since they were born
 
Not to mention Winnie Wong. I wonder what she will come up with this time?

Feel the Bern becomes Burn my Thong. Chloe Sevigny is so over her old friend and they're both old now but Bernie needs someone to wipe his ass in the care home.


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Only 75 inch tv's count after you had a 60 inch but buying a 65 inch tv means you are cheap and could only afford 5 inch more.
 
I do like to see the rough and tumble of straight men who are doing it for the money. I like to think they're enjoying it. There's one guy who's been on quite a few outings. I can't believe he does it just for the money.
 
I do like to see the rough and tumble of straight men who are doing it for the money. I like to think they're enjoying it. There's one guy who's been on quite a few outings. I can't believe he does it just for the money.
You sound like a real catch.
 
eddy says those bears are sissies. he wants you to make him something that will go with his leather jacket. he also wants to know if you have big boobs.

(pic from when he was being babysat by my sisters then boyfriend. don't think I condone such behaviour).

<3
 
Am now going to watch gay porn on 65inch TV. Wouldn't you live to be me?

So you’ve seen gay porn on a 65” tv.

But have you ever seen gay porn on a 65” tv...
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That’s the way to see it, man!

Whose penis is in my hand right now? Is it mine or is it Jeff Stryker’s? I don’t know! I don’t know!
 
Seeing:

Listening to Bowie - Time
Thinking: time really does feel like it speeds up as you get older.
Regards,
FWD.
 

That's the swedish king his wife is a nazi
he probably worked for Stasi
he's always chasing some floozy
a-z he's now shagging Luzy

He can't read cause he is dumb
brain smaller than his thumb
he breathes like the fishes
I feel sorry for all his bitches
 
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