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[vegan.cro.spirit 000]

The dead season is upon us and I was just thinking about how lucky I was that I made the decision to rush up here as soon as I could, if not then I wouldn’t have shepherded 2 sales through, found a buyer what they wanted in just one day and maybe more importantly in the long run, learn these dirt roads some before they’re covered in snow. It really does pay to be lucky…

maybe staying away from the Dollar store licorice sticks would be a good idea.

 

[spineless]

Beware. We're not allowed to talk about everyday humdrum cares on a Morrissey site anymore. We have to expostulate and become highbrow and only say interesting stuff. Because, oh he is worth so much more than that. He is an artist of the highest degree and he woulnt want you and I talking about lovely kittens and what we're going to cook next. Morrissey and his lifelong fans are worth much more than such inanity. Shall we set up a very interesting thread where they can analyse what amounts to shit... Oh it was so much better then, all the characters blah blah f***ing blah. Morrissey is mine, I was there, I lived it. If I want to talk shit I will. Its what he does and its what I'll carry on doing

 

[Try Anything Twice]

Beware. We're not allowed to talk about everyday humdrum cares on a Morrissey site anymore. We have to expostulate and become highbrow and only say interesting stuff. Because, oh he is worth so much more than that. He is an artist of the highest degree and he woulnt want you and I talking about lovely kittens and what we're going to cook next. Morrissey and his lifelong fans are worth much more than such inanity. Shall we set up a very interesting thread where they can analyse what amounts to shit... Oh it was so much better then, all the characters blah blah blah

Would you like to talk about kittens and cooking? Let’s be rebels.

 

[spineless]

Would you like to talk about kittens and cooking? Let’s be rebels.

Well talk about kittens and cooking and then go for a walk where it's quiet and dry.

 

[realitybites]

 

[Try Anything Twice]

Well talk about kittens and cooking and then go for a walk where it's quiet and dry.

Best laugh I’ve had all day. Well done, Spineless!

 

[Try Anything Twice]

Even better! Cats cooking. That’s genius!

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Well talk about kittens and cooking and then go for a walk where it's quiet and dry.

Best laugh I’ve had all day. Well done, Spineless!

So, you’re laughing at him, right?

 

[Try Anything Twice]

So, you’re laughing at him, right?

Nope. I found it clever and timely.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Nope. I found it clever and timely.

Ahhh. Just wanted to make sure. It just sounded like drunken rubbish to me.

 

[Try Anything Twice]

Ahhh. Just wanted to make sure. It just sounded like drunken rubbish to me.

Don’t make me put you in time out again.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Don’t make me put you in time out again.

Is that code for something else? Fetch my Enigma Machine!

 

[Try Anything Twice]

Is that code for something else? Fetch my Enigma Machine!

It’s the time of year to be nice instead of naughty. You don’t want a lump of coal, do you?

 

[Deleted member 1074]

It’s the time of year to be nice instead of naughty. You don’t want a lump of coal, do you?

I am an old chunk of coal.

 

[Try Anything Twice]

I am an old chunk of coal.

Oh, I see. This is awkward. Of course I meant nothing derogatory towards you and your people.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Oh, I see. This is awkward. Of course I meant nothing derogatory towards you and your people.

What do you mean “your people”?

 

[Try Anything Twice]

What do you mean “your people”?

The Coal People. I thought you self-identified.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

The Coal People. I thought you self-identified.

Did you just assume my minerals?

 

[Try Anything Twice]

Maybe you could explain to me what all the kitty hate is about anyways. I thought men loved talking about pussy.

 

[Try Anything Twice]

Did you just assume my minerals?

Are you not anthracite? Maybe I did. This is a painful moment of self realization.