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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
I think my "gift" is detecting bullshit.

Like this article on the mom who is being offered a record deal after a video went viral of her singing a lullaby to her daughter. Give me a fucking break, that baby is just a PROP even if she's really singing a lullaby to her, it's the epitome of #humblebrag. This is one of those mini-American Idol success stories used to boost enthusiasm that ANYONE can make it in America. NOBODY sings a lullaby like that to get a baby to sleep.

And this morning the people who installed the solar panels have to wait for the city to inspect the work to write off the job as complete, the tech is telling me how the city gave him a window to be here for the inspection between 8 and noon. I told him he could go hang out at a coffee shop and I'd call him when they got here (so he wasn't looming around my front door weirdly for four hours like he is now.) He says no, that won't work, often the city will just turn around and leave if his truck isn't in front of the property, that he's been through this and has to be here, that the city this and the city that. SO I sense something is off about his description of the city's stringent inspection process and say okay and go back in my apartment and leave the screen door open and I hear him talking to the foreman saying, "Okay, so what are they going to look for? I've never done an inspection before. Are they nice?" :straightface:
 
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Does he own the new one on Sepulveda near Culver?
i have no idea where those places are. he owns third eye comics in annapolis which is the one im guessing house of cards is going to be at since its a political show about washington. i live not two blocks from where zoe was supposed to live and got to meet spacey when he came into the starbucks i worked at across the street. he was funny. came in with clinton when he was doing a fundraiser speech and honestly he was funnier. hes also got a store in bowie and one somewhere else i cant remember. hes the best shop in maryland pretty much though for size selection and inventory. he knows what hes doing. last time i went in there he had just bought an original black flag skate deck since hes a huge fan. just thought id mention that since im also a huge huge fan and you seemed to like rollins in that other thread. steves great
 
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I think my "gift" is detecting bullshit.

Like this article on the mom who is being offered a record deal after a video went viral of her singing a lullaby to her daughter. Give me a fucking break, that baby is just a PROP even if she's really singing a lullaby to her, it's the epitome of #humblebrag. This is one of those mini-American Idol success stories used to boost enthusiasm that ANYONE can make it in America. NOBODY sings a lullaby like that to get a baby to sleep.

And this morning the people who installed the solar panels have to wait for the city to inspect the work to write off the job as complete, the tech is telling me how the city gave him a window to be here for the inspection between 8 and noon. I told him he could go hang out at a coffee shop and I'd call him when they got here (so he wasn't looming around my front door weirdly for four hours like he is now.) He says no, that won't work, often the city will just turn around and leave if his truck isn't in front of the property, that he's been through this and has to be here, that the city this and the city that. SO I sense something is off about his description of the city's stringent inspection process and say okay and go back in my apartment and leave the screen door open and I hear him talking to the foreman saying, "Okay, so what are they going to look for? I've never done an inspection before. Are they nice?" :straightface:
she sang that way and she just happened to be filming for future memories is also a clue though i didnt watch it as ive no interest. we just got our home inspection yesterday for the house were in the middle of buying, read boring and tediously slow, and me and the inspector joked about music for like an hour. most of the time they are pretty cool as they have to talk to many people in there homes often which can be awkward but you never know whos going to be a jerk and whos not or whos just having an off day like anyone can. i think like most things they also play off how the owner tenant act towards them as well. good luck
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
I used to be a spacey kid. I'd follow leads on interesting stuff and wander off then get lost. I wore an ID bracelet because I could never get my address right, I'd anagram the numbers so my dad thought it a good idea to have a metal stamped name and address around my wrist. I lived in ARENA ROAD in Atascadero. I stupidly sent that sweet little bracelet to one of Morrissey's contact addresses or through one of his reps several years ago. I thought it would help him with his arena shows. :o Wish I had it for this tour! Lol. It's probably long gone in a bin.
 
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I stupidly sent that sweet little bracelet to one of Morrissey's contact addresses or through one of his reps several years ago.
Sending stuff to Morrissey or other celebs is like sending probes into a black hole. Almost literally.

We've all done it but yes it's stupid, so let that story be a lesson to kids. :D
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Sending stuff to Morrissey or other celebs is like sending probes into a black hole. Almost literally.

We've all done it but yes it's stupid, so let that story be a lesson to kids. :D
Mark in the morning had a laugh when a caller asked if he remembers the hand-crafted leather key chain he gave him 20 years ago. He laughed and said he appreciated it the moment he received it then immediately threw it away. :D
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Hate is so exhausting. (To be fair the person who made this graphic should've wrote "Certain Conservatives" so as not to lump them all into hating spock, the very line of logic he's criticizing.)

 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
This is a smart woman who weighed the outcomes very thoughtfully.

Bill Cosby Accuser Pens Powerful Piece: ‘I Didn’t Want to Let Black America Down’


But as I vomited in the backseat of the taxi that Cosby ushered me into after he assaulted me one night in the late 1980s, that Dr. Huxtable image no longer made sense. I felt both physically violated and emotionally bamboozled. Still, I didn’t want the image of Dr. Huxtable reduced to that of a criminal. For so many of the African-American men I knew, William H. Cosby, Ed.D. provided a much-needed wholesome image of success, and the character he made famous was their model for self-worth and manhood. I knew that, in my reluctance to add my assault to the allegations facing Cosby, I was allowing race to trump rape.
 
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This is a smart woman who weighed the outcomes very thoughtfully.

Bill Cosby Accuser Pens Powerful Piece: ‘I Didn’t Want to Let Black America Down’


But as I vomited in the backseat of the taxi that Cosby ushered me into after he assaulted me one night in the late 1980s, that Dr. Huxtable image no longer made sense. I felt both physically violated and emotionally bamboozled. Still, I didn’t want the image of Dr. Huxtable reduced to that of a criminal. For so many of the African-American men I knew, William H. Cosby, Ed.D. provided a much-needed wholesome image of success, and the character he made famous was their model for self-worth and manhood. I knew that, in my reluctance to add my assault to the allegations facing Cosby, I was allowing race to trump rape.
And the cool bit was that was the part he insisted on. He was originally supposed to be blue collar but cosby said no. I have nothing to add about the controversy other than I'm sad about it. As to hate, you also have nothing to gain from it or at least I dont. Off the hedwig have fun
 

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
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CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Check out this amazing nest in my friend's back yard. Hummingbirds are NOT lazy. That was made with a beak the size of a pair of tweezers and sugar spit. AND survived a killer rainstorm last week.

 
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