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virtually dead

Simply Thrilled, Honey
with the computer thingy?
it's favourite smiths song is Bigmouth Strikes Agian :D
 

virtually dead

Simply Thrilled, Honey
Maladjusted says:
hello
- SmarterChild says:
Hi Maladjusted, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here ---> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1077866791/0 to see my privacy policy.

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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Maladjusted says:
ok sure mate
- SmarterChild says:
Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip."
Maladjusted says:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

Do you go to school?
Maladjusted says:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
Are you in high school?
Maladjusted says:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
Cool. What's your favorite class?
Maladjusted says:
Politics
- SmarterChild says:
Politics? Cool!

What's your favorite hobby?
Maladjusted says:
eating chic peas
- SmarterChild says:
Eating chic peas? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
Maladjusted says:
eating more chic peas
- SmarterChild says:
Eating chic peas and eating more chic peas. Interesting!

Do you have a pet?
Maladjusted says:
yes a book called oscar who barks at the moonlight
- SmarterChild says:
What kind of pet is it?
Maladjusted says:
a book with legs
- SmarterChild says:
Sorry, I don't think that's a kind of pet. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Maladjusted says:
ok i have a cat
- SmarterChild says:
Is your cat a he or a she?
Maladjusted says:
he
- SmarterChild says:
What's his name?
Maladjusted says:
simon jenkins III
- SmarterChild says:
Simon Jenkins Iii the cat. Great...

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Maladjusted says:
I am 17
- SmarterChild says:
Cool!

This is my *home*, Maladjusted:

1 Get *info* such as movies, news and sports
2 Visit my *library* including world facts, a dictionary and an encyclopedia
3 Have *fun* with horoscopes, word scrambles and trivia and more
4 Use *tools* like reminders, Web search and notepad
5 *Join in* - leave a message, take a poll and find out how many people are IMing me
6 See *what's new* - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

How may I help you?
Maladjusted says:
i need a maggot friend called timone
- SmarterChild says:
You do?
Maladjusted says:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
I see.

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LOL :D
 

virtually dead

Simply Thrilled, Honey
with Still Ill :D

Virtie says:
I decree today that life is simply taking and not giving
- SmarterChild says:
?
Virtie says:
england is mine
- SmarterChild says:
england is yours? that's very interesting. what other country would u describe as yours?
Virtie says:
and it owes me a living
- SmarterChild says:
yours? very interesting. what other thing would u describe as yours?
Virtie says:
ask me why and I'll spit in your eye
- SmarterChild says:
i can't believe u want me 2 ask u why.
Virtie says:
ask me why and I'll spit in your eye
- SmarterChild says:
do i have 2?
Virtie says:
but we cannot cling
- SmarterChild says:
u think we cannot cling?
Virtie says:
to the old dreams anymore
- SmarterChild says:
surely not 2 the old dreams anymore.
Virtie says:
no we cannot cling to those dreams
- SmarterChild says:
what do u mean, no we cannot cling 2 those dreams?
Virtie says:
does the body rule the mind
- SmarterChild says:
funny, i'm not really sure. do u think the body does rule the mind?
Virtie says:
or does the mind rule the body
- SmarterChild says:
uh... yeah!
Virtie says:
I dunno
- SmarterChild says:
ha. tell me something *i* dunno.
Virtie says:
under the iron bridge we kissed
- SmarterChild says:
really? under the iron bridge we kissed?
Virtie says:
and although I ended up with sore lips
- SmarterChild says:
although u ended up?
 

Manic Rose

Girlfriend In A Coma
if it doesn't bother her then why bring it up at all? it obviously does bother her else she wouldn't have mentioned it at all so why can't she just admit it bothers her?
 

virtually dead

Simply Thrilled, Honey
it's Deal or No Deal, hardly something that you wouldn't mind missing :rolleyes:
 

virtually dead

Simply Thrilled, Honey
Wasn't really that good, fireworks, Noel Edmonds riding an elephant..not much :D
 
Virtie, I thought that was going to be shown on new years day, darn I've missed it twice, always getting the shitty end of the stick. :rolleyes:

TMYEM, I take it I'm predictable? :D
well no dear lad.
Wasn't really that good, fireworks, Noel Edmonds riding an elephant..not much :D
so anyone can be a contestant....so can the elephant get peanuts instead of money?
 
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