Sorry if anyone reading this posted these, but, thought I'd share VERY funny:
From Craigslist missed encounters:
TOPIC:
You were at the Morrissey show in Baltimore Wed...I grabbed your ass - m4w
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2007-11-01, 8:08AM EDT
You were at the Morrissey show in Baltimore last night. You told me you're from Tom's River.
Black hair...white Morrissey shirt...we stood in the back by the bar.
I grabbed your ass a bunch of times when your husband wasn't looking.
You elbowed me in the ribs when I made it a little too obvious.
I travel up to the NJ area quite a bit for work.
Wanna have a coffee? Or maybe something else?
& #2 missed encounter:
"Anyway, you're cute and I hope you didn't mind me standing close by. Oh, and I'm married, so if you're interested, my husband would just like to be there for any potential nsa fun, too.
cheers
"
From Craigslist missed encounters:
TOPIC:
You were at the Morrissey show in Baltimore Wed...I grabbed your ass - m4w
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2007-11-01, 8:08AM EDT
You were at the Morrissey show in Baltimore last night. You told me you're from Tom's River.
Black hair...white Morrissey shirt...we stood in the back by the bar.
I grabbed your ass a bunch of times when your husband wasn't looking.
You elbowed me in the ribs when I made it a little too obvious.
I travel up to the NJ area quite a bit for work.
Wanna have a coffee? Or maybe something else?
& #2 missed encounter:
"Anyway, you're cute and I hope you didn't mind me standing close by. Oh, and I'm married, so if you're interested, my husband would just like to be there for any potential nsa fun, too.
cheers
"
