post a joke

[billy scissors]

I'm not in!


Dave

Spoilsport.

Who's there?

 

[Dave2006]

oh go on.

I refuse to open the door.

 

[billybu69]

Spoilsport.

Who's there?

i eatmip

 

[billy scissors]

i eatmip

ha ha

 

[billybu69]

I refuse to open the door.

See thats the funniest knock knock joke ever and you nearly ruined it.

 

[billybu69]

Only slightly more funny than, "I smellop".

 

[billy scissors]

This is a long one,my fave joke.

Old bloke sat in his chair at an old folks home suddenly slumps to his left

The care assistant rushes over and sits him up straight.


2 minutes later ,he slumps to the right

Again ,the carer runs over and sits him up

Then 2 minutes later he slumps forward and she sits him up again.

By now,its visiting time.

"Now then Grandad,how are you liking your new home?"

"Oh,its very nice,Ive only one complaint"

"Whats that?"

"They wont let me fart"

 

[Jackie London]

This is a long one,my fave joke.

Old bloke sat in his chair at an old folks home suddenly slumps to his left

The care assistant rushes over and sits him up straight.


2 minutes later ,he slumps to the right

Again ,the carer runs over and sits him up

Then 2 minutes later he slumps forward and she sits him up again.

By now,its visiting time.

"Now then Grandad,how are you liking your new home?"

"Oh,its very nice,Ive only one complaint"

"Whats that?"

"They wont let me fart"

Since I like you I'm trying really, really hard to laugh.

 

[billy scissors]

Since I like you I'm trying really, really hard to laugh.

No change there then

 

[Jackie London]

No change there then

I'm trying to make one of those silly, a bit horny, I-don't-think-that-joke-is-funny-but-I-want-you-to-shag-me-so-I-giggle-and-touch-my-bra-a-bit laugh.

 

[billybu69]

Ooh err.

 

[billy scissors]

I'm trying to make one of those silly, a bit horny, I-don't-think-that-joke-is-funny-but-I-want-you-to-shag-me-so-I-giggle-and-touch-my-bra-a-bit laugh.

I feel sick

 

[Jackie London]

I feel sick

Oh you know you want to darling!

 

[Dizzy]

Whats Mary short for?
She hasn't got any legs!

Its so bad, but its my favourite.

 

[MindlessRuffian]

Knock Knock
-Who's there?
You Know.
-You know wh--
AVADA KEDAVRA!


Yes, I'm a Harry Potter dork. I'm gonna go pay my bills now.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Hey no killing curses on this forum!

I made this up sitting waiting in the chiropractors office yesterday.

Why was the skeleton man wearing a back brace?

He had skulliosis.

 

[Jackie London]

Hey no killing curses on this forum!

I made this up sitting waiting in the chiropractors office yesterday.

Why was the skeleton man wearing a back brace?

He had skulliosis.

Oh, CG!

 

[bored]

A woman had a followup visit with her doctor after his prescribing fairly high dosages of testosterone for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing.

"Doctor Keyes, the hormones you've been giving me have helped a lot with my menopausal symptoms, but I'm really afraid that you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places that I've never grown hair before!"

The doctor reassured her. "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?"

"On my balls."

 

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Two Midgets "Cop off" with two stunning girls, and take them back to their hotel.
One midget has difficulty "getting it up", and is rather upset, as he can hear his mate in the next room shouting "Here I come again....1 2 3 Unghhh!!"

The next morning over breakfast, the 1st midget tells his mate that he had problems getting aroused.
His mate says :- " Thats nothing!! ..I couldn't even get onto the f***ing Bed" !!

 

[bored]

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothin'. You already told the bitch twice.