poetry pigsty style

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

we are already have a regular poetry thread, but what about one for cursing
so, I'll go first, this one I thought up this weekend, I call it "SFB"

Stupid fat bitches
Everywhere I see
If only this were D&D
I'd kill them like liches!

Alas, it is not
How can I be saved?
When I am such a knave?
They've already got what they want

Lord help me, otherise
These SFBs are gonna kill me!


ps: primarily inspired by the horror of my current "home life" & not anything else others here might think were so...

 

[CrystalGeezer]

If I had a chance
To sleep with you
I'd clutch you close
And sleep alot too

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

If I had a chance
To sleep with you
I'd clutch you close
And sleep alot too

thanks for contributing and all
but umm, uhh, where are the curse words?