Please tell me JJ's ban is a timeout

[Moonbeam]

God everyone's acting like someone's murdered him, he's only been banned for f***s sake, maybe he'll do another great Morrissey book instead of being on here his entire life?

Another?

Just kidding JJ

 

[This charming man.]

I'll try to keep it going...

Is he back yet? And what was JJ banned for?

C'mon you reds, we've still got a shot at the league.

 

[nightingale+therose]

Is he back yet? And what was JJ banned for?

C'mon you reds, we've still got a shot at the league.

This is an excellent opportunity to lose a football thread:

"....and anyway, if women were meant to play football,
they'd have their tits somewhere else.
They weren't designed for football." well observed Andy,... he could be talking about JJ's favourite team!

 

[Jukebox Fury's Words]

This is an excellent opportunity to lose a football thread:

"....and anyway, if women were meant to play football,
they'd have their tits somewhere else.
They weren't designed for football." well observed Andy,... he could be talking about JJ's favourite team!

Jukebox Jury is dead, long live Jukebox Fury......

I'll give it 10 minutes

Jukebox Jury

 

[Brel]

Jukebox Jury is dead, long live Jukebox Fury......

I'll give it 10 minutes

Jukebox Jury

He He!

Don't be a stranger

 

[I am a Ghost]

His team were jammy today...

 

[Brel]

His team were jammy today...

Our team. 5-1 isn't what I call "jammy"

 

[I am a Ghost]

Our team. 5-1 isn't what I call "jammy"

I jest.

 

[anon x]

I had a dream/nightmare last night.
JJ was a guest in my house and insisted on eating all the porridge.
Geezer,got an interpretation for me?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I had a dream/nightmare last night.
JJ was a guest in my house and insisted on eating all the porridge.
Geezer,got an interpretation for me?

Is porridge basically oatmeal?

 

[anon x]

Is porridge basically oatmeal?

Does that fact influence your Reading?
I'm not sure.

 

[yesitis]

Is porridge basically oatmeal?

in the same way that shit is basically food.

or, yes. pretty much.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Does that fact influence your Reading?
I'm not sure.

I typed up this whole ginourmous thing an lost it because the site kiccked me off while I was typing.

In short, break down the element of your dream into it's basic components. God answers questions in dreams. So if you have a question in mind, somewhere in PORRIDGE is the answer. It could be a brand of porridge in the store, it could be an anagram phonetic or otherwise of the basic element of porridge, wheat or oats or whatever. Porridge is key, not JJ, you have JJ on the mind because of this, but God made him the star so you could focus on his message which was whatever he was eating. Usually it's ot the subject that's important but the object the subject deals with. That's just how God's brain works.

 

[nightingale+therose]

Is porridge basically oatmeal?

yip but it's Scottish and it's served by the big man in the photo attached! YUM!
(eaten with salt NOT sugar/honey/syrup)