Plain, regular, boring, same-old same-old intercourse with a woman

[iamnicola]

Ever see a waterbug? People confuse them for roaches. They are even bigger.

Yes. I avoid those damn things, too.

 

[Moonbeam]

I wouldn't have predicted you'd say that like Ned Flanders.

That's because I'm not prediddlydictable

 

[Moonbeam]

Ever see a waterbug? People confuse them for roaches. They are even bigger.

That's a friggin masive bug! Where the hell do you see them?

 

[biru]

I've tried spitting on her, punching her in the face, and other doing other degrading things to her, but it's just not normal and fun like it used to be.

ROFL! If I was a feminist, I'd be up your ass about that.... but that's just plain funny!

 

[Godlovesugly]

I wish I hadn't drove lightupvirginmary away just to so she could see this thread

 

[Buzzetta]

That's a friggin masive bug! Where the hell do you see them?

NYC and Brooklyn

 

[Hellie]

Up until recently I've never had plain, regular, boring, same-old same-old intercourse with a woman. I've only had normal, fun intercourse with a woman.

But recently there is this old hag I've been shagging and she is completely and utterly plain, boring, and just the same-old same-old when it comes to our intercourse making sessions. I've tried spitting on her, punching her in the face, and other doing other degrading things to her, but it's just not normal and fun like it used to be.

What should I do? Should I try a Kiwi Lemonade?

lol....we know you're just pulling our legs!!

you're a romantic old softie really.