Plain, regular, boring, same-old same-old intercourse with a woman

biru

get the f* out of my lawn
I've tried spitting on her, punching her in the face, and other doing other degrading things to her, but it's just not normal and fun like it used to be.
ROFL! If I was a feminist, I'd be up your ass about that.... but that's just plain funny!
 

Hellie

Lost
Up until recently I've never had plain, regular, boring, same-old same-old intercourse with a woman. I've only had normal, fun intercourse with a woman.

But recently there is this old hag I've been shagging and she is completely and utterly plain, boring, and just the same-old same-old when it comes to our intercourse making sessions. I've tried spitting on her, punching her in the face, and other doing other degrading things to her, but it's just not normal and fun like it used to be.

What should I do? Should I try a Kiwi Lemonade?

lol:lbf:....we know you're just pulling our legs!!

you're a romantic old softie really.:thumb:
 
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